“Sous le dôme épais
Où le blanc jasmin
À la rose s’assemble
Sur la rive en fleurs
Riant au matin
Viens, descendons ensemble.”
funny_bunny: Battlefields are flower duets!
nde: Love is a shadow.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Shadow of the Valkyrur!
prettyprophet: Squad 7, 1000 Rabbits, P-FOREST…Valkyria “Off” the Battlefield. Ha, now that’s wordplay.
funny_bunny: HARD SEX MODE.
Kawaii Pattycakes: I bought it!
prettyprophet: You won’t even clear the skirmishes on fucking normal.
Kawaii Pattycakes: But now I have all DLC! Support our developers~desu!
funny_bunny: CLEAR ALL OF HARD EX MODE IN UNDER HALF HOUR AND YOU GET YAOI SKINS.
Kawaii Pattycakes: !!!
prettyprophet: And if you bought the Selvaria DLC with it, that’ll unlock the mass Darcsen concentration camp rape scene!
funny_bunny: Prophet, you are very scary and in a DARK PLACE. I will join you! Valkyria Chronicles 2: Chemical Warfare, featuring cholera bombs!
prettyprophet: Vivisection DLC, coming a summer near you.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Waahhhhhhhhh stop talking about Unit 731…..
prettyprophet: That’s Unit 731, Nazis, AND a touch of the Soviets. World War II, what a bright moment in humanity.
nde: So it goes?
funny_bunny: SO IT DOES.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Ne, doujinshi talk!
prettyprophet: Haha, yeah. So I’d like to claim all responsibility for this one getting out…I really wanted us to be the first group to do a Valkyria doujinshi. This one was the first Pat showed me; I was like, “What, no Faldio x Welkin yaoi?” and she’s like, “DON’T TEASE ME.” Whatever, this was short so less work for all of us.
Kawaii Pattycakes: SEND US EMILE X OSCAR, LEON X KREIS, HOMER X EDY.
prettyprophet: No, no, no, Edy x Homer.
funny_bunny: Hey Prophet! WELCOME TO THE ABYSS.
prettyprophet: Welcome to shut your fucking face. Moving on, there’s nothing to say about this release. It’s Selvaria Bles and Prince Maximilian No-Last-Name-Given or maybe I just forgot. Pat says this is Max-top, Selvaria-bottom. FUCK THAT. She owns his dick here.
Kawaii Pattycakes: You just chose non-canon over canon! YES.
prettyprophet: No, I’m stating in THIS doujinshi, Selvaria owns his dick and that’s the way I’d prefer it to be, as I’m sure you’re all aware of my disgust for submission to any sort of “higher power” that really isn’t that powerful, or kind, or any sort of shit. But we know that in the actual game, she’s a total slave to the guy, which I am not challenging, as much as I’d like to.
funny_bunny: HEY PEKING DUCK, LOOK AT WHAT WE TURNED PROPHET INTO.
prettyprophet: First of all, you KNOW I always argue with Pat, second of all, course I’m going to argue about aspects of Valkyria because you KNOW I love this game, and third of all, Funny, FUCK YOU.
Kawaii Pattycakes: SHE’S SO TSUN-TSUN!
nde: Aren’t Oscar and Emile brothers?
Kawaii Pattycakes: Aren’t Ed and Al brothers?! Aren’t Aegis and Metis sisters??!!
prettyprophet: Aegis and Metis are ROBOTS. That and [spoilers edited away].
Kawaii Pattycakes: I FORGOT, EMILE AND OSCAR ARE TWINS! TWINS LIKE YOU TWO!
funny_bunny: If we were in Valkyria Chronicles, nde could be Emile because he’s all sickly looking and artist and Prophet could be Oscar because she’s all science and mean-looking and Oscar is mean-looking and doctor.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Hai hai, what a sugoi pair~
Kawaii Pattycakes: DON’T SEND EDY X HOMER! HOMER X EDY ONLY!
nde: Valkyria Chronicles, 2008 Rabbit Game of the Year.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Pleinnies!
funny_bunny: Blitz the hentai front!
[prophet edit: Destructoid.]
PSP:boobs, doujinshi, gallian front, hard sex mode, hozumi takashi, maximilian, p-forest, release, sega, selvaria, selvaria bles, selvaria x maximilian, valkyria chronicles, valkyrur, valkyur, wwii