Sorauta’s [Strawberry Drops]

Drop that beat, Brosuke!

“Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.”

funny_bunny: Oh pretty Prophet, tell us the story of this little scanlation again, will you?

prettyprophet: Fuck that, I’m drinking and not thinking about what we just saw.

funny_bunny: A Rabbit Roundtable that shall be?

prettyprophet: Definitely. But we’ll forget like usual.

funny_bunny: Scanlation! Busy business! Patty! Tell the story!

Kawaii Pattycakes: MY EYES ARE STILL RED.

funny_bunny: YOU BABY. Now throw me into the Death Star!

Kawaii Pattycakes: ARGGGGGG.

funny_bunny: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ok so this doujinshi by Sorauta means that Prophet and me like the same kinda yaoi!

funny_bunny: IT’S TRUE.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Remember!?!?! I picked that one and Prophet picked THIS ONE.

funny_bunny: SHE LIKES OKAMA.

Kawaii Pattycakes: HENTAI FOR OKAMA.

prettyprophet: Ok, fuck you guys, listen up. Funny says, “I’m buying doujin, pick some yaoi”…..ok, so you and me picked the same fucking circle……and for different reasons. Pat, what the fuck was your reason?

Kawaii Pattycakes: MC x Yosuke, DUH.

prettyprophet: See? I saw fucking Yosuke in the skirt. Who looked like a total girl, not even fucking yaoi. And I thought that was hilarious. Different reasons.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You like boys that look like girls!

funny_bunny: PROPHET’S IN THE DARK SIDE NOW!

prettyprophet: Oh no, fuck off, what I’m saying here is, this MAY AS WELL NOT BE YAOI. Just because Brosuke here’s drawn with a dick don’t mean he’s a he. He looks more like a girl than Yukiko. And that’s an artistic choice.

funny_bunny: Tsk tsk tsk, now now, you sound like stodgy old bag! All saying boys can’t be girls and girls can’t be boys! It’s the 21st Century!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yeah! And Yosuke looks SO hawt!

prettyprophet: Don’t you fuckers start pulling that sex and gender terminology shit on me. I’m just fucking saying, once you reach a point where all you have to do is erase a cock and slap on a cunt, there isn’t real reason to start calling things yaoi and hentai, is there? And that’s what it’s all about: FUCK TAGS, FUCK CATEGORIES. Enjoy whatever sex you got. You like seeing this if you’re a guy and you feel queasy? Fuck it, chillax, it’s just two guys (one of which who looks like a girl) fucking. Grow up, free your fucking mind.

Kawaii Pattycakes: …….

funny_bunny: We saw Toy Story 3 and it was great!

prettyprophet: Yeah. nde, thoughts?

nde: Totoro.

prettyprophet: Totoro, fuck yeah.

funny_bunny: Persona 4 YAOI doujinshi by Sorauta! Yori Ayanami! PROTAGONIST X YOSUKE IN SCHOOL SKIRT!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Strawberry Drops and Strawberry PANTSU.

funny_bunny: ICHIGO $400!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Nom nom nom nom nom!

prettyprophet: Gay and Lesbian Pride Month yo.

edthefucker: Grown Ups. So much fucking better than Toy Story. Combined with Persona 4. Fuck Persona 4, piece of shit game, piece of shit series.

prettyprophet: Ed was a worthless, ingrate child and he only got coal for Christmas…..so he never had a toy he loved. Wah wah, let’s shed some tears for this bastard.

edthefucker: Fucking bitch, I got a N64 before all you.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Wasn’t that with your own money?

edthefucker: It was from that refund thing.

funny_bunny: Haaaaa?

prettyprophet: Yo I need to play P4 again, I don’t remember Yosuke being this chick-like.

funny_bunny: Prophet = yuri for Girl!Yosuke.

Kawaii Pattycakes: OKAMA!Yosuke! HE STILL HAS HIS PENIS. HE NEEDS THE PENIS.

funny_bunny: AND BOLLOCKS.

prettyprophet: PASSING FANCY! All the Persona 4 yaoi you want over there! Alright simmer the hell down, I’m putting on Toy Story 1 and 2.

funny_bunny: MEGAMI TENSEI STORY: YAOI SUMMONER.

Kawaii Pattycakes: SURVIVE 7 DAYS OF DEVIL YAOI!!!!

funny_bunny: And yuri!

Kawaii Pattycakes: But that was yesterday!

funny_bunny: Fine fine, eat some STRAWBERRIES instead.

Additional links:

On the Beary Friendly Official Unoffcial Rabbit Mascot holstein
On Depositfiles
On Hotfile
On Megaupload
Buy it hardcopy at Passing Fancy!

PSP:

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6 Responses to “Sorauta’s [Strawberry Drops]”

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  2. Fallen says:

    Yeah. That was pretty much straight sex. Yaoi ain’t yaoi until men are MEN. They need muscles damn it!

    (And look at Yosuke’s tiny dick … it barely counts …)

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  4. prettyprophet says:

    The MC’s got a big cock so I guess it balances out. Then again, it could just be poor proportions on the artist’s part.

  5. Fallen says:

    Pfffft. It doesn’t count. She so knew what she was doing … unless it was a he then … he likes small dicks O_O

  6. prettyprophet says:

    Small dick fetish, Rabbits provide.

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