Lagarto’s [Witch Unleashed]

Chillax, this isn't tentacle rape. Bayonetta loves it. Seriously

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.”

prettyprophet: It’s too early for this shit.

funny_bunny: Nonsense! It’s ALWAYS the right time for Bayonetta doujinshi!

prettyprophet: Hey readers, let me ask you something. So Funny gets sick yesterday……and he’s convinced it was the brownies he had the day before that. Despite all of us eating them.

funny_bunny: HOLSTEIN’S POISONS.

prettyprophet: ………………..or maybe, just fucking MAYBE, it was all that greasy as fuck noodles, spring rolls, and siu mai?

funny_bunny: POISONS MOST FOUL.

prettyprophet: You’re a goddamn idiot.

funny_bunny: And thusly, I did not complete this Bayonetta!

prettyprophet: And now we’re releasing it this fucking morning. Ugh.

funny_bunny: “Witch Unleashed”! “Bayonetta” doujinshi! Circle Lagarto! Artist Aida Mai! We think?? RABBITY JOINT WITH BROLEN! But wait??? THIS IS A COMMISSION???? AND PROPHET COMMISSIONED IT??????????

prettyprophet: Alright, let’s clear something up; I owed you and I knew giving you money would just result in your dumb ass buying some doujinshi that’ll never be translated…..so I got Brolen to translate a Bayonetta hentai into english for all you boys.

funny_bunny: And Patcakes and Moto and TROJAN.

prettyprophet: They don’t count because this is hentai.

funny_bunny: PAT COUNTS.

prettyprophet: It’s too fucking early for this shit.

funny_bunny: NONSENSE.

prettyprophet: So yeah, anyways, I was just going to do a secret release……….but as I was doing it, fuck that, I realized Funny would have a hell lot more fun typesetting than I would.

funny_bunny: And I DID!

prettyprophet: Good ol’ blasphemy.

funny_bunny: Sweet, sweet blasphemy! I was greatly disappointed in lack of HAIR SEX though.

prettyprophet: Hey, Bayonetta ate the angels. You got guro right there.

funny_bunny: BAYONETTA X ANGEL X DEMON X HAIR TENTACLES X ERO GURO SEX.

prettyprophet: “Witch Unleashed”. Lagarto, Bayonetta doujinshi. It’s hentai. Tentacles and gangrape but it ain’t, because Bayonetta’ll fuck up y’all.

funny_bunny: Oh oh pretty prophet!

prettyprophet: What?

funny_bunny: WEAR SOME SEXY GLASSES AND SEXY GODIVA HAIR!

prettyprophet: Too fucking early for this fucking shit.

funny_bunny: SEND GHOST MORE BAYONETTA FOR IT REFILLS HIS MAGIC BAR!

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4 Responses to “Lagarto’s [Witch Unleashed]”

  1. Mmmm, Bayonetta~

    I just got my main C79 order, including delicious Kazuki Kotobuki Bayonetta pr0ns! :9

  2. prettyprophet says:

    Ghost’ll fawn over you for that.

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