“Your Majesty, do but give us this sense and I promise you and every creature here that my people shall become to the human race the greatest scourge and tribulation in the world. We will be to them, everywhere, a relentless bane and affliction. We will destroy their greenstuff, burrow under their fences, spoil their crops, harass them by night and day.”
funny_bunny: RABBIT YEAR.
Kawaii Pattycakes: LAVIE’S BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
prettyprophet: Talk about fucking coincidence.
Lavie Rhap: As per our Rabbit tradition, here is an Etrian Odyssey III: The Drowned City doujinshi for this new Lunar Year.
prettyprophet: “Sekaiju no Anone 13″, joint with ANONYGOO. That’s right, right after a Kiyoshirou, Rabbits and Anonygoo giving you another scanlation of sex. Ain’t that a kicker.
funny_bunny: Is ALL GIRL TENTACLE RAPE of ALL GIRL ETRIAN PARTY! What POOR CHOICE OF CLASSES! ALSO ENVIRONMENTALISM!
Kawaii Pattycakes: I didn’t even get this far! Alraune is so sexy though!
prettyprophet: Lavie, honor’s yours. List that shit.
Lavie Rhap: This doujinshi, by circle Kazeuma, artist Minami Star, has the monster girl Alraune with a captured female party of a Wilding, Gladiator, Hoplite, Monk, and Arbalist. It features tentacle rape, sexual and psychological domination, drug abuse, and…would we say that the Alraune is a lesbian?
prettyprophet: I’m guessing she killed off the guys, so yeah, let’s just say she’s a lesbian.
Kawaii Pattycakes: 南☆! YURI! ETRIAN YURI!
funny_bunny: Like LAST YEAR. What the HELL is that?? Where is the yaoi to complete the trifecta????
Kawaii Pattycakes: ETRIAN YAOI!!!!
Lavie Rhap: We have next year.
prettyprophet: So yeah, if you kids haven’t noticed, we’ve been doing Etrian doujinshi every Lunar New Year/Chinese New Year ever since Rabbits started all this proper Japanese to English translation business. Kinda damn lucky there’s been a new Etrian game for every year, yeah?
funny_bunny: THE DOUJINSHI GODS SMILE UPON US!
Kawaii Pattycakes: WAI don’t forget about the ZODIAC GIRL SHLICKING AT THE END!!
prettyprophet: That was a Zodiac?
funny_bunny: Zodiacs don’t have GOGGLES but that’s ok because GOGGLES ARE SEXY.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Play Etrian NOW.
funny_bunny: DO IT PROPHET. OR ELSE WE FANTASIZE MORE MONK DOUJINSHI HENTAI.
Kawaii Pattycakes: PROPHET’S A ECCHI LOLI.
funny_bunny: FLAT-CHESTED LOLIPOP ECCHI.
prettyprophet: How about I cram that fucking Etrian artbook down your throats?
Lavie Rhap: To our readers unfamiliar with Rabbit behavior, whenever customization is available, modeling characters after each other is commonplace.
prettyprophet: Narcissism at it’s finest.
Lavie Rhap: Pattycakes and Funny have decided that…should I detail the class assignments?
funny_bunny: By all means!
Lavie Rhap: Funny is a Prince, Pat is a Farmer, Ed is a Buccaneer…
funny_bunny: WAIT! SPECIFICS!
Lavie Rhap: I’ll amend that: Funny is a Prince (first portrait), Pat is a Farmer (second portrait), Ed is a Buccaneer (first portrait), Ink is a Zodiac (first portrait), nde is a Ninja (first portrait), Prophet is a Monk (fourth portrait), and I’ve been given the Hoplite class (second portrait).
funny_bunny: And HOLSTEIN gets Wildling! Second portrait! …and then there’s lots of others that are USED AND ABUSED. Oh oh wait, a Gladiator and Arbalist but those are other people YOU DON’T KNOW.
prettyprophet: (CENSORED) is the Gladiator, right?
funny_bunny: SILENCE, HELLION.
Killer Ink: None of their characters show up in this comic.
funny_bunny: SILENCE, VOYEUR.
prettyprophet: Hey, you’re right. Fuck off, this doujinshi sucks.
Kawaii Pattycakes: STOP PLAYING YOUR STUPID………
prettyprophet: What, gonna talk smack on Valkyria?
Kawaii Pattycakes: Gahhhhhh why couldn’t you play some dumb FPS!?
prettyprophet: Alright, wrap it up. Lunar New Year, Rabbit New Year, Sex Week, Etrian Day, Lavie Day.
Lavie Rhap: “Sekaiju no Anone 13″ by Kazeuma and Minami Star; Etrian Odyssey III: The Drowned City doujinshi scanlated by Anonygoo and the Rabbit Revelry.
prettyprophet: Revolution, yo.
funny_bunny: THE REICH ENDURES A THOUSAND YEARS.
prettyprophet: Lots of thanks goes out to Anonygoo for blitzing translations out.
funny_bunny: ANONYGOO WEEK.
Kawaii Pattycakes: USAGI!!!!
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