Yet we have no theme of love.
[honey_bunny's note: Scroll down to the bottom and read my contribution if you simply want the news.]
funny_bunny: Fufufu! I take a break from being studious and present to you, lovely reader, a sneak peak at the eventual DELICIOUS DOUJIN DINNER and the FUN TIMES FUNBUS PROJECT! With me today is Aerith’s Bitch, slave of geek-stuff! INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
Aerith’s Bitch: Is this really necessary?!
Aerith’s Bitch: So yeah. I thought the scenes involving the Furukawa family were very heartwarming, but there was something missing. They didn’t even bother to fill the blatant plot points!
funny_bunny: I wholeheartedly disagree! Have you gandered at the sneak peaks yet?
Aerith’s Bitch: Sneak peeks of what?
funny_bunny: These! [funny shows AB the pictures] You know, this isn’t going to make much sense to our readers with us just talking and no visuals…soooo here you go!
[prettyprophet: funny, your writing is godawful.]
Aerith’s Bitch: Oh, those things. Why?
funny_bunny: Because they are our topic of the day!
Aerith’s Bitch: I am once again disappointed…
funny_bunny: Your disappointment is a disappointment to us all.
Aerith’s Bitch: Anyway, what are these spongey morsels that lack all that is the eternal form of tsundere?
funny_bunny: Since I’ve kept these projects mostly on the DL…guess what they are!
Aerith’s Bitch: Blueprints for a mass cosplay?
funny_bunny: Oh, Patty wishes. Nein! The first one relates to 2D secks and the second…is what we shall focus on! Sorry Bitch, but you’re not in it yet!
Aerith’s Bitch: I can’t help it, but I’m drawn to your use of wings and scythes. Explain!
funny_bunny: That is B. Frost, apocalypse weapon! But forget about that precious character, as it is part of the Fun Times Funbus Project! As you and others have stated, it may work better as a CLOSET DRAMA so…the Delicious Doujin Dinner will be the debut work! Also, Opoona is now out.
Aerith’s Bitch: Ahhh, the rhyming titles aren’t telling me anything! FTFP or DDD or PCP or whatever. What am I looking at?!
funny_bunny: You’re looking at SOMETHING RELATING TO ETRIAN ODYSSEY. It’s a game Patty is hooked on and has drawn yaoi for but no one will ever see it here because prophet forbids it because she wants to be like the Stasi.
Aerith’s Bitch: I need to pick that game up at some point…though chances are Atlus has abandoned it in a well by now. What are you planning to do with it though?
funny_bunny: Plans?? The planning has already commenced! Nay, what we have now is EXECUTION. As you can see, we have the concept art for the secret project tentatively titled Delicious Doujin Dinner…mainly because I haven’t come up with a name yet. Ignore the Prince, who belongs in the Fun Times Funbus Project!
Aerith’s Bitch: Executing what?! What the hell are you talking about?!
funny_bunny: Aerith’s Bitch, who I shall now dub Bitch for simplicity…YOU HAVE JUST ENTERED A GAME OF FUNNY’S. That game is called: “Guess which Rabbit is which in the DDD!”
Aerith’s Bitch: You must really hate me to do something like this.
funny_bunny: Nonsense and silliness! I am love.
Aerith’s Bitch: Fine. FINE. What am I supposed to do?
funny_bunny: Nine classes representing nine Rabbits! Who is who? Could the Medic be holstein?? Could the Dancer be HERZOG?? The truth MAY surprise you!
Aerith’s Bitch: There are way too many rabbits to begin with…I’ll be doing this for hours, I’m sure. The Medic is probably you though, somehow.
funny_bunny: WHAT?? How could you see through my guise?
Aerith’s Bitch: Your radiant smile is always the light of my life, after all. Or something.
funny_bunny: True dat.
Aerith’s Bitch: Uhhhh, is the rogue/gangster looking one Ed? I can’t tell what half of these classes are. I only see them so often with figures.
funny_bunny: I want more boy figures. Like a lovely little Landsknecht.
Aerith’s Bitch: It looks like you’ll have to settle with Bridget. No shoujo school harem for you! To be honest, I can’t tell who most of these people ar– what is that on the afro girl’s shirt?
funny_bunny: Afro? Whaaaa…prophet doesn’t have an afro…wait, dammit, did I just give her away?
Aerith’s Bitch: What class is she supposed to be? AND DON’T AVOID THE QUESTION.
funny_bunny: prophet/Auggy-hime is an ALCHEMIST. Can’t you read my superb words? And she is wearing a Nucleus-brand shirt, done by Chris Appelhans! It is a boy sitting on a turtle! Sold out!
Aerith’s Bitch: That’s a bit suspicious…It looks there’s a trade of volatile fluids going on there. What does a turtle have to do with alchemy anyway? And you gave me the unlabeled version of that picture, you traitor! With the labeled one, I could point out every character pretty easily.
funny_bunny: I gave you the labeled!
Aerith’s Bitch: Should I really be using that?
funny_bunny: That is what our readers will be using, so yes!
Aerith’s Bitch: It’s PRETTY EASY now. Anyway, turtle-alchemy-something. Even in seriousness, I can’t see what a turtle has to do with alchemy or if that’s really a turtle.
funny_bunny: It has plenty to do with alchemy! Auggy cannot do alchemy without wearing a Nucleus-brand shirt! No, this is not product placement whatsoever because prettyprophet really does wear Nucleus!
Aerith’s Bitch: I get the feeling her shirt was more influenced by those Etrian yaoi doujinshi you were talking about before, but I’ll leave it be. Patty’s obviously Hentai Pattycakes, right?
funny_bunny: Here ye, here ye! Kawaii Pattycakes will now be dubbed HENTAI Pattycakes.
Aerith’s Bitch: And with good reason! ed’s eyes seem to be occupied at the moment.
funny_bunny: That’s not ed! Oh sure, he looks like ed and is named ed…oh, I can’t lie, that’s ed. He’s fatter in real life, though. But I will flatter him because he’s AWESOME.
Aerith’s Bitch: And what of Hentai?
funny_bunny: She doesn’t have pigtails. But she does have an ahoge!
Aerith’s Bitch: Is that even physically possible?!
funny_bunny: Fufufu! Someone’s aroused! Sorry, she’s only got eyes for ed…and any other Asian. Including me! But I must say no because I don’t want to ruin our beautiful relationship.
Aerith’s Bitch: Don’t go twisting my words around! It sounds like she’s been having too much of an influence on you after all.
funny_bunny: Did you know she tried making out with Peking Duck in high school? And she succeeded! True story.
Aerith’s Bitch: You’ve lost me yet again.
funny_bunny: OHOHOHO, JUST KEEP GUESSING.
Aerith’s Bitch: I don’t have a clue. Names like Moeri aren’t all that great for hints.
funny_bunny: Someone hasn’t looked at the roster recently!
Aerith’s Bitch: I wonder. Are you going to be following in H-PC’s footsteps and include some EXPLICIT ROMANCES? Like Protector x Ronin, or even something like Landsknecht x Survivalist?
funny_bunny: All romances are explicit! The Reich will make things EXPLICITER. But aside from ed and Pat…I don’t know! We’re basing this off reality, after all.
Aerith’s Bitch: You’re saying the stoic Protector and reserved-yet-wild Ronin would not fit into this?!
funny_bunny: Of course not! The Protector likes boys and the Ronin is quite possibly celibate.
Aerith’s Bitch: I don’t know…think about it, a Ronin walking the lonely road of life, desperate for companionship. A Protector unable to find solace in her ideals and falling to temptation. Surely could you find a way to fit this into the grand scheme of things!
funny_bunny: Oh come now, Mori is the pinnacle of calculating coldness; more robotic than an AIBO! And…uh, I gave her away too, didn’t I? But that was easy: Moeri, Mori? YOU SHOULD’VE GOT THAT FROM THE GET-GO!
Aerith’s Bitch: You say that even though your name is only separated from another member’s by an adjective! Everything’s so close together, how can I tell?!
funny_bunny: Fine, fine. But c’mon, funny…honey? VERY BIG DIFFERENCE! Plus honey’s all smart and talks smart and travels a lot. Not me! Anywho, five down, four to go!
Aerith’s Bitch: Uuuuugh. You’ve actually made me resort to have to using that About page. I could be doing AMAZING THINGS right now.
funny_bunny: Nothing can be more amazing than playing one of my games.
Aerith’s Bitch: If the titles really mean anything at all, could Lavie be the Protector?
funny_bunny: Ding ding ding! Lavie is the Protector! On advice from prophet, I’ve made her sensual and shapely! Mainly because she is but won’t show it, the flirt.
Aerith’s Bitch: Maybe a Protector x Hexer combo would work. They could offset each other. And who knows what lies underneath those dark robes!
funny_bunny: A very ghostlike frame is what lies beneath! Poe is frightening to all, even me. But in a sexy sense.
Aerith’s Bitch: Then…Nyx?
funny_bunny: Yep! We said we wouldn’t state real-world names…but Poe really is her name! Lavie says it’s shortened from something…
Aerith’s Bitch: Two more to go, but so very tired. Hints are necessary. Please deposit 25 cents.
funny_bunny: A quarter is not necessary to discover the identities of K-dash and Bunbun! But all the same…they are high-ranking members! Not the military muscle! Speaking of K-dash…I kinda made him look silly. Sorry…whoever I based you on! HAHA, I won’t give these away!
Aerith’s Bitch: Hex hex hex. Killer Ink could be the Survivalist.
funny_bunny: NOPE. The Survivalist is ASIAN…then again, Inky is Asian, but not the kung-fu fighting kind.
Aerith’s Bitch: As if I know who’s what! nde?!
funny_bunny: There you go! nde is also wearing a Chris Appelhans shirt! I bought it; one for me, one for naughty nde.
Aerith’s Bitch: I know nothing of K-Pax!
funny_bunny: Hint: he’s from India but he was born somewhere in Europe!
Aerith’s Bitch: Is that really supposed to be help me?! Why is it that I’m thinking Barbarossa…
funny_bunny: Barbarossa’s German! A manly, sexy, blond to boot!
Aerith’s Bitch: Aaaaaagh, -_-?
funny_bunny: -_- is…I’m not even sure what he/she is! But no, not -_-!
Aerith’s Bitch: Don’t tell me it’s Killer Ink.
funny_bunny: Fufufu! It IS Ink! So there! Project Delicious Doujin Dinner WIP! Starring prettyprophet as Auggy-hime the Alchemist, nde as Bunbun the Survivalist, Kawaii Pattycakes as Patty the Dancer, edthefucker as Ed-o the Dark Hunter, Lavie Rhap as Neechan the Protector, Killer Ink as K-dash the Landsknecht, Mori as Moeri the Ronin, Nyx as Poe the Hexer…and funny_bunny as Funbuns the Medic! With even more Rabbity goodness to come in the future! Original concept by Kawaii Pattycakes! Written by prettyprophet and funny_bunny! Drawn by funny_bunny! A Rabbit Reich production!
Aerith’s Bitch: Man that took forever. You’re nowhere as nice as your concept art looks!
funny_bunny: Nonsense, that is an accurate representation at a 1:1 ratio!
Aerith’s Bitch: By the way, what’s with the PayPal button? Already begging?! It must be ed’s doing.
funny_bunny: Actually, it was D. He was like, “What’s wrong with just asking for donations? 400 people give a dollar each and then you’ll get that PS3 you’ve been wanting.” Which is why I put up the link. Not even for the Rabbits. I just want money!
Aerith’s Bitch: GREEDY BASTARD.
funny_bunny: Now now, if there were abundant generosity amongst the anonymous, I would surely share the wealth! But as you and pretty much all the Reich know, I really want either a PS3 or 360. For no particular reason!
Aerith’s Bitch: You should instead use the money that money to buy me a PS3. You know, Disgaea 3 being the only reason.
funny_bunny: Bitch, if we somehow get oodles and oodles of $$$, you’ll get it. And we will dive in pools of coins and bills and jewelry just like in DuckTales.
Aerith’s Bitch: I wonder how many would spend that money on Candy Girls instead.
funny_bunny: Can you not see the cynicism of our Rabbits, oh dear reader? You must dispel their clouded thinking by giving me a dollar which will be used for purely personal luxuries! Although there still are artbooks out there I have not acquired…
Aerith’s Bitch: Are you saying the Candy Girls wouldn’t be purely personal?!
funny_bunny: What I’m saying is…[funny_bunny and Aerith's Bitch at this point went on to discuss Candy Girls, Bow Wow Wow, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and assorted talk of non-importance]
honey_bunny: For those who want the bare bones version: funny_bunny decided to go ahead with an Etrian Odyssey comic after watching Kawaii Pattycakes play it constantly. Several members of the Reich will be used for characters; this “Delicious Doujin Dinner” is more or less a series of in-jokes. Clearly it won’t be for everyone, even within the Reich. According to funny, the “Fun Times Funbus Project” will make up for that, as it involves all of the Rabbits, whether they like it or not. Yes, that includes me.
The second issue was that of the donation button funny placed in the sidebar. The higher-ups had a conference on that; we decided we may as well put one up. All the money goes to funny, who will most likely try to spend it on a seventh-generation console. I, along with others, have steady income so we don’t care. funny does not have any legitimate employment and spends money on the most random things, for himself and other people. Certainly, this applies to other members of the Reich; to all staff, if you want a piece of the cake, talk to funny. Although I believe the cake will be thin, if strangers suddenly deluge their earnings on a carefree Internet sprite, I’m sure funny will reciprocate in a beneficial fashion. At least he ought to.
funny_bunny: Don’t worry! If I get rich off this, I will spread the love! And that wraps it up for this post. Bitch, anything else to say?
Aerith’s Bitch: There really wasn’t enough Kyou and Tomoyo.