Liberty, Lunacy, Love

May, 2008:

SBSB2D: CS Ch. 01

We got fun and games

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn’t protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a’broken. Her jaw was a’shattered, held together by wire. She couldn’t even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life; beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison – suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastard, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Corleone.”

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Happoubi Jin – Sweet Body Ch. 01…Part Two

Don't leave nothin' for the dinks.

[prettyprophet sez: THERE'S A PASSWORD! THERE'S A MOTHERLOVING PASSWORD! THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE TOTAL CUNTS SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE SIFTING THROUGH RIDDLES THAT WOULD GIVE THE SPHINX MULTIPLE ORGASMS, GETDAFUGOUT. THIS IS THE PR RABBIT, SIGNING OUT!]

Patrick Bateman: Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

David Van Patten: The maitre ‘d at Canal Bar?

Patrick Bateman: No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the ’50s.

Craig McDermott: So what did he say?

Patrick Bateman: “When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right.”

David Van Patten: And what did the other part think?

Patrick Bateman: “What her head would look like on a stick…” [PATRICK LAUGHS]

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ACHTUNG: Rabbit Force Five

Awww kitsune are so fucking KAWAII

J-E-L-L-O.

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