J-E-L-L-O.
prettyprophet: Yeah, there goes that whole ‘release a ton of shit really quick’ idea.
Lavie Rhap: Well, you can’t blame funny for enjoying his free time.
prettyprophet: No, fuck that. Has that dink finished even a chapter of the comic? No. Has he scanned anything? No. YOU DINK.
Lavie Rhap: I believe he finished off the rest of Sweet Body.
prettyprophet: For serious?
Lavie Rhap: I’m not sure if he meant the entirety of the first chapter or simply the amount he was supposed to scan.
prettyprophet: Either way, dinks.
Lavie Rhap: I’m Lavie, this is prophet, and we’re just here to let you all know we’re alive. It’s only been a few weeks though, so I don’t think this is actually necessary.
prettyprophet: Don’t you want to put a warm feeling in our readers’ guttiwuts?
Lavie Rhap: Always, but I think they’re patient enough to…you know, wait a bit.
prettyprophet: I don’t. But whatever, here’s the update. We’re not scanning Persona 3 Official Works Something or Another.
Lavie Rhap: This is because Kei of Be Your True Mind has already done a good enough job. I don’t like how he cuts off images, but beggars can’t be choosers.
prettyprophet: Uh…you could always…SCAN YOUR BOOK TO MAKE UP FOR IT!
Lavie Rhap: No thank you, I’d rather keep mine in pristine condition. I’m positive funny would as well.
prettyprophet: Pah, I bet you I could goad him into scanning even his most treasured books.
Lavie Rhap: I sincerely doubt that.
prettyprophet: Yeah, so do I. So there you have it, no Persona 3. Man, that book had no fucking FES.
Lavie Rhap: It’s a new book, but not new enough to contain FES.
prettyprophet: Wonder if they’ll put out a FES book.
Lavie Rhap: Possibilities.
prettyprophet: That reminds me, I was scoping for P4 news over at the Digital Devil Database forums and all I got was a load of “Ewww Persona 3 sucked goatass/Kazuma’s old and moldy/FUCK WHITE PEOPLE”. Oh whoa! I’m sorry, that last one came from me.
Lavie Rhap: Some people just don’t like Megaten. That’s fine.
prettyprophet: Nah, you know how it is with those ‘fans’ of a series that loves to bitch and bitch. Kinda like our indie thugs. For those not in the know, that’s Creame, ed, HERZOG, and trev. Those fuckers will pick flaws in anything in order to make other people feel bad about liking something, even the stuff they like.
Lavie Rhap: Ah yes, that can be annoying.
prettyprophet: Yeah, and all I wanted was the lowdown on P4. Fuck yo, let’s keep things civil.
Lavie Rhap: And here you are, swearing like a sailor.
prettyprophet: Fuck you! You ain’t seen nothing yet. Cuntrag.
Lavie Rhap: Persona 3 is probably my favorite of the series. It’s certainly not the best, but I find it quite polished and I enjoyed it.
prettyprophet: Yeah, I can dig that. Still, Nocturne for me.
Lavie Rhap: I received my copy last week. I still haven’t opened it.
prettyprophet: Heretic!
Lavie Rhap: I’d like to let our readers know that funny has apparently been alternating between playing FES, Nocturne, FF: My Life as King, KOTOR, Oblivion, Granado, Shadows of Amn, working on the Funtimes Funbus Project, and spending time with the unsavory members of the Reich.
prettyprophet: Yeah, just a couple of days ago, a bunch of those dinks played Brawl against drug dealers for money. And won.
Lavie Rhap: Kawaii Pattycakes is not with us today for several reasons…
prettyprophet: The main reason being her sudden obsession with Moon Rabbit Weapon Mina. See, none of us saw Densha Otoko (THANK THE FUCKING CHRIST)…until last weekend. And Patty naturally started fantasizing. “Oh my! Ed, my darling, don’t you wish we could’ve met like that?!”
Lavie Rhap: “Maybe I start using 4chan for our love life…” Patty, we’re so sorry for making fun when you’re not here.
prettyprophet: Hey, don’t rope me into that. I’m not sorry one bit. “Edo, Edo, what would you do if a drunk man was all touchy-yelly to me?” Pat, my pet, if anything, ed would be the drunkass.
Lavie Rhap: Let’s segue into Lunar Rabbit Weapon Mina, or Getsumento Heiki Mina, as that was our original intention.
prettyprophet: Oh yeah. Remember that Okama artbook I was talking about? Yeah, it’s actually of the Densha Otoko fiction-within-fiction series. Actually that train man shit was based on real life…so…whatever.
Lavie Rhap: What prophet is trying to say is that Lunar Rabbit Weapon Mina…which we of the Reich will call Moon Rabbit Weapon Mina…is still on the scanning list and with greater interest, thanks to Patty falling in love with the anime.
prettyprophet: When was the last time she HASN’T fallen in love with an anime? And yeah, Moon Rabbits. Fuck ‘lunar’; that’s one syllable too many.
Lavie Rhap: When shall that be scanned?
prettyprophet: I dunno, whenever I feel like it. Maybe I’ll feel like it when funny FUCKING FINISHES SWEET BODY.
Lavie Rhap: Shouting doesn’t speed the process.
prettyprophet: Yeah it does.
Lavie Rhap: But it’s quite mean.
prettyprophet: You need to be stern to these damn kids! No respect. Next thing you know, you’ve got a whole Oedipus thing going on.
Lavie Rhap: What?
prettyprophet: Yeah, that’s what I thought, punk.
Lavie Rhap: prophet, I’m starting to think funny’s non sequiturs are rubbing off on you.
prettyprophet: Oh shit, that reminds me. I know funny’s not around and we meant to do this together, but I don’t care. Rhap, you’re with me and we’re going to do it.
Lavie Rhap: What?
prettyprophet: EMAILS! We’re going to address some EMAILS!
Lavie Rhap: Oh, those.
prettyprophet: Now, I feel kinda bad because funny really wanted to do it and I don’t think the senders of these emails meant for them to be shown publicly…but I’m going ahead anyways.
Lavie Rhap: Bravo.
prettyprophet: Now we got several from people who must have missed our announcement that the Reich isn’t accepting new members (even though we probably should) and that was all fine and dandy. Then there was some awesome emails from horny sluts wanting to suck my non-existent penis, which is great because there were other emails telling me I could get a giant penis in a flash.
Lavie Rhap: The cards of fate are excellent.
prettyprophet: Ha, yeah. And then we get this baby: “[Blah blah blah, this guy...I assume it's a guy...was all like, thanks and so on] …oh, just wondering but are you and funny_bunny going out? You two seem really close in your posts and I hope there wasn’t too much tension when you guys wrote [and he links us to the DJ Max post].”
Lavie Rhap: What was funny’s reaction to that?
prettyprophet: He asked me if that was real. I said chea and he laughed.
Lavie Rhap: Ah, the carefree days of our youth.
prettyprophet: Alright…Guy X. I know I replied to you in private, but I’m going to reply again, in public, for the sick fascinations of our readers. funny and me, yeah, I guess we’re pretty tight. But we’re not like, Lavie and me tight.
Lavie Rhap: See, it’s statements like that which give people ideas.
prettyprophet: Fine, want me to be blunt? No, I’m not dating funny. I don’t think I ever will. That’s not a burn against his impish ass. It’s just not happening.
Lavie Rhap: Hmmm, makes me wish I let you continue insinuating.
prettyprophet: Hey, if I don’t say it that way, people’ll keep thinking up stuff, right? Guy X, aside from Pat and Ed, no Rabbit is in a sexual/romantic relationship with another Rabbit. Now, stuff HAS happened before and we’ve got bets going on who’s going to fuck who next, but really, no one’s in any conventional romance.
Lavie Rhap: I’m honestly not sure how much character you can gather from these logs.
prettyprophet: Yeah, about that DJ Max ‘tension’…if you thought that was tension, your mind would flip if you ever saw us actually argue.
Lavie Rhap: I wouldn’t say that we argue amongst ourselves often…
prettyprophet: No, FUCK that, we argue like whacked out monkeys. We’re arguing right now!
Lavie Rhap: No, if this was an argument…I suppose I am rebuking you…
prettyprophet: Heheh, that’s what I thought. Seriously though, you’re not going to see an argument here, in a fucking CHATLOG that’ll be edited by honey. I’m not saying that honey will take out civil war, I’m just saying that like this, it’s a bit hard to get a good argument going.
Lavie Rhap: Our real arguments must consist of face-to-face rebuttals.
prettyprophet: So Guy X, I don’t know what you saw in that post. Maybe I was tired and cranky? But yeah, there’s always SOME sort of tension regardless. Sexual tension.
Lavie Rhap: In truth, I thought the two of you would get together.
prettyprophet: Who, me and funny?
Lavie Rhap: Who else?
prettyprophet: Nah, I get pissed at him too much.
Lavie Rhap: Everyone gets pissed at him too much.
prettyprophet: What about you? Or Pat? Or nde? Booberella, ed, D, Creame, and etc.
Lavie Rhap: Well, I’m never bothered by him, but I’m certain the others can feel tinges of infuriation at funny’s…behavior, which is clearly not as outlandish compared to holstein’s.
prettyprophet: Maybe YOU should fuck funny.
Lavie Rhap: Now prophet, we’ve been to this territory.
prettyprophet: Our readers haven’t.
Lavie Rhap: Nor shall they, but I will leave them with this. So far, most of our relationships are platonic, aside from bizarre incidents created through alcohol and stimulants.
prettyprophet: Hahaha, yeah. Wait, “most of our relationships”?
Lavie Rhap: You’d be surprised.
prettyprophet: Aw pissant, I’m curious now.
Lavie Rhap: Since I’ve been denied the last word for the past times, prophet felt I should have the honors. This post was essentially just a brief update concerning our status with two projects mentioned last time: Persona 3 Official Design Works and Lunar Rabbit Weapon Mina/Getsumento Heiki Mina. The Persona one has been dropped, though we expected this. prophet’s personal Lunar Rabbit project is in the scanning process, though at a lower resolution, since prophet is scanning it herself.
We then discussed an email that was interested in the relationship between prophet and funny, leading prophet to denounce funny, breaking his heart. However, something good came out of this and that is prophet’s open call to anyone interested in the Rabbits. If our readers have any questions, questions that needn’t even relate to scanlation, feel free to email the PR Rabbit at pr.rabbit[at]gmail[dot]com. For those wondering, emails are typed as such in order to cut down on spam. This brainchild of prophet isn’t in the log; we came to the conclusion afterwards and funny was quite enthusiastic about answering random questions with equally random out-of-context quotations. Although I’m hoping prophet and whoever else is with her will limit the amount of ridicule, keep in mind that questions deemed unworthy will be ignored.
All in all, there should be a very NSFW Sweet Body release next and possibly even Lunar Rabbit Weapon Mina.
prettyprophet: That’s MOON Rabbit to you. Ha! Stole the last word again!
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