Liberty, Lunacy, Love

Korean Illustration ~ Ch. 06

I'd tap that

“Oh villains, Chiron and Demetrius. Here stands the spring whom you have stained with mud, this goodly summer with your winter mixed. You killed her husband, and for that vile fault two of her brothers were condemned to death, my hand cut off and made a merry jest, both her sweet hands, her tongue, and that more dear than hands or tongue, her spotless chastity, inhuman traitors, you constrained and forced. What would you say if I should let you speak? Villains, for shame, you could not beg for grace. Hark, wretches, how I mean to martyr you. This one hand yet is left to cut your throats whilst that Lavinia, ‘tween her stumps doth hold the basin that receives your guilty blood. You know, your mother means to feast with me and calls herself Revenge and thinks me mad. Hark, villains. I shall grind your bones to dust, and with your blood and it I shall make a paste, and of the paste a coffin I will rear and make two pastries of your shameful heads. And bid that strumpet, your unhallowed dam, like to the earth, swallow her own increase! This is the feast I have bid her to, and this the banquet she shall surfeit on…

And now prepare your throats.”

holstein: I love quotes.

prettyprophet: You love YOURSELF.

holstein: Tempest consumes all.

prettyprophet: Thumbs up, Rabbits. Back to chat, since funny’s been kidnapped by ed, Trojan, and Whopper. This would’ve been released earlier too, if it weren’t for that. Breaks yo, breaks.

holstein: I replace.

prettyprophet: And WHAT a replacement.

holstein: I’m…better.

prettyprophet: The true tempest. Full of violent emotion like the flower that blooms in the moonlight.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Or like the virgin child that makes her wish without feeling anything.

holstein: Virgin queen.

prettyprophet: Faerie Queene.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Himiko.

prettyprophet: So I hear you want to fuck nde.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Me? OBVIOUSLY.

prettyprophet: No, dumbass. HOLSTEIN.

holstein: Who says this?

prettyprophet: They.

holstein: If I wanted, I’d have.

prettyprophet: As much as it pains me to say this, I think it’d work out.

Kawaii Pattycakes: GIVING HIM UP???

prettyprophet: I’m just saying. She’s like a female ed, only less…something. And more…something else. God, I’m sorry, I’ve been drinking. LAVIE, YOU’RE FIXING THIS TRANSCRIPT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: We’re celebrating! Though I wonder why Trojan isn’t here too…

prettyprophet: ‘Cause he’s fucking ed behind your back, you cunt.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ahhh! Why do I have to play the straight man?

prettyprophet: Well, I’m being a cunt right now and holstein’s always being a cunt. So you’re the only one non-cuntish.

Kawaii Pattycakes: But I want to be kawaii.

prettyprophet: Well, you ain’t.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Alright, alright, I’ll be the responsible one. Um, let’s see…

holstein: Finish this. You people stink.

prettyprophet: Excuse ME for smelling like booze and cigarettes. You know what that’s the smell of? Fun, sexy, and SUCCESS.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hey, I smell like cigarettes too. Ewww.

prettyprophet: holstein, you know what you smell like? Like fucking baby powder, you…baby. Hey wait, you smell pretty good.

holstein: Don’t touch me.

prettyprophet: Oh I’m sorry, you typed that…instead of telling it to me. Sure, I just read it right now, but maybe I’m illiterate! You don’t know. So I’ll just keep on touching…

[The entire transcript derails for hours due to me harassing holstein and Pat taking a shower.]

Kawaii Pattycakes: So nde, what did you think of the show? And he says…nothing! He shrugged! And..that’s about it.

prettyprophet: Damn, smoothies are fucking smooth.

Kawaii Pattycakes: It’s like we’re in a club.

prettyprophet: Lavie’s here and she’s making us all smoothies with funny’s smoothie-making machine. Hell, funny’s here but he’s too lazy to type.

funny_bunny: I’m playing MARIO KART!

prettyprophet: Shut the fuck up and do the doujin. Anyways, what happened earlier was us coming back from the band’s first real show at the kinda-usual-kinda-not place. Yea, you gangstas know what I’m saying. It was a good time. I’d like to thank all the Rabbits who made it; the rest of you, fuck off.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Who DIDN’T come?

prettyprophet: Several that I know of. Like that crazy bitch by nde.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Oh now now, didn’t you say earlier they’d make a LOVELY pair?

prettyprophet: Ok, that doesn’t count. And also, I said it’d “work out”. That’s not “lovely”.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Pish posh! Look at them! So picturesque.

prettyprophet: They’re not talking.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I know! Treasuring the silence.

prettyprophet: He’s playing Mario Kart, she’s…drawing some fucked up thing. ANYWAYS, Korean Illustration. Fuck, funny’s blitzing this shit. Chapter SIX now…feat. Isurugi.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ohhh I wish I knew more Japanese.

prettyprophet: Yeah, then you’d be some use. See, we don’t really KNOW if this is ‘Isurugi’ or not. Name’s some untranslated kanji junk that none of us can read. Only reason we’re calling her/him Isurugi is because we saw the name on Akadot. So whatever, that’s the name we’re going by. Hey, translators, correct us if we’re wrong.

Kawaii Pattycakes: And translate the interviews for us!

prettyprophet: Pat’ll suck ya dick.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Only if you’re Asian!

prettyprophet: And you have to be really Asian. Like feminine features, small dick. Smell like spices and dog meat.

Kawaii Pattycakes: ed doesn’t smell like dog meat!

prettyprophet: He’s got a small dick, so that’s a good balancer. Etcetera, we’re done. I’ve got a headache now and my throat’s still fucked.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Really? I’m fine.

prettyprophet: All you did was scream “I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS” over and over.

Kawaii Pattycakes: And I’d scream it again.

prettyprophet: Hmph, how touching. Korean Illustration, ch. 06. Artist is Isurugi. Did art for Zera: Imperan Intrigue, another MMO churned out from the infernal Cauli. None of us have played, so let’s just assume it’s as shit as any other MMO, savvy?

Kawaii Pattycakes: Fufu, nothing beats Silk!

prettyprophet: Piss on you.

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One Comment

  1. wnsk says:

    thank you for sharing the scans. :)

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