funny_bunny: So as I was saying, LAVIE RHAP IS A DIRTY LIAR AND BREAKER OF HEARTS.
Kawaii Pattycakes: She’s just like Yuddy in Days of Being Wild only she’s a not a guy!
Lavie Rhap: Before we get into that, may I outline the latest happenings?
Kawaii Pattycakes: The happenings were SUGOI.
funny_bunny: I DISAGREE.
Lavie Rhap: Let’s get this underway before we digress:
- Astral Project, chapters one and two have been scanlated, marking a departure from our focus on artbooks.
- funny’s scanner is still out of commission. He intends on purchasing a new one; however, since he is placing priority on acquiring a PS3 and various other interests, I wouldn’t expect the Reich to work on artbooks until the new year.
- Villa Leporidae has been recreated in form of WordPress; overall, the Rabbits prefer WordPress to Blogger, but funny wanted to create a sense of duality with Villa Leporidae and The Club Cowslip. The WordPress version is now the official version of the Rabbits, for sake of convenience. All non-scanlation issues, such as doujinshi, will be moved there.
funny_bunny: Ok, now onto the important stuff. ROTK XI ISN’T BEING RELEASED UNTIL SEPTEMBER!
Kawaii Pattycakes: Now how will we get our Zhao Yun fix?!!?!
funny_bunny: Maybe we should offer services to Remnant Warriors!?!?!
Lavie Rhap: I’d hate to spoil your good intentions, but funny, you’re the leader of this group. You’re busy enough as it is.
funny_bunny: I’m not a leader! I’m a powerless figurehead!
Kawaii Pattycakes: I’m the leader! LET ME COUP AND WE’LL TAKE THE RABBITS TO A CHIBI TOMORROW!
funny_bunny: I’m already drawing chibi!
Kawaii Pattycakes: You could draw CHIBIER.
Lavie Rhap: funny, all things considered, do you even have time to be playing games for hours on end?
Kawaii Pattycakes: Of course funny can! We all can!
funny_bunny: Yeah! I just played P3 for 18 hours the other day!
Lavie Rhap: Were you really sitting there for 18 hours?
funny_bunny: Yes. No.
Kawaii Pattycakes: I could do it.
Lavie Rhap: Pat, no one doubts you, sadly.
funny_bunny: I doubt her.
Kawaii Pattycakes: funny, YOU’RE ON. I’ll play it all on my SHINY PS3.
funny_bunny: YOU BITCH, I’LL RAPE YOU.
Kawaii Pattycakes: YES.
Lavie Rhap: Let’s keep things civil, lest ed enters the fray.
Kawaii Pattycakes: ED, JOIN THE ORGY.
funny_bunny: ed, we need your debonair wit!
edthefucker: Jackbooted chinks shouldn’t be hosting any Olympiads. Peace, BITCHES.
Lavie Rhap: ed, remember the racial slurs talk?
edthefucker: Bitch, it’s the internet! Aight, listen up whiteboys, I’m a slant-eyed gook so it’s fine. Everyone knows the way it goes is: Viet>Flip>Jap>Korean>Chinese. And rest of the Asians, they don’t matter much.
Kawaii Pattycakes: But ed, you’re Cambodian!
edthefucker: Pat, fucking half.
Lavie Rhap: Again, civility, please.
edthefucker: Fuck that, don’t that prophet swear as much as me? Course she does, that chankass.
edthefucker: Yea, FUCK MYANMAR!
Kawaii Pattycakes: I sent a whole lingerie set!
edthefucker: Pussies afraid of panties. Why the FUCK are people like that in power? Christ, I wish I had an army.
Lavie Rhap: You have the Army of the Thousand Rabbits, remember?
funny_bunny: Yeah! We’re INVINCIBLE!
edthefucker: Enough of this shit.
Kawaii Pattycakes: And that was my bishie boyfriend, ED-O!
Lavie Rhap: It’s actually very strange, how masculine and effeminate ed can be.
funny_bunny: It’s good! Lots of fans from both sexes. Why, I’d tap that!
Kawaii Pattycakes: I’d tap you. COME HERE.
funny_bunny: BE GENTLE. Hey, what do you guys think PP will say when she sees this?
Lavie Rhap: I wouldn’t think she’d be surprised at the unstructured nature of our posts.
Kawaii Pattycakes: THEY’RE GENKI LIKE GENKI ROCKETS!
Lavie Rhap: Contrary to what we’ve been hinting at, there are only six we’ll publish.
funny_bunny: TECHNICALLY THERE ARE MORE! But those are very business-esque! So we keep those hush hush.
Kawaii Pattycakes: The secrets make us feel like we’re Instrumentality Committee, fiendishly plotting away in our shadowy lair!
Lavie Rhap: prophet has actually replied to them all already; we’re simply “answering” them ourselves for the public. Mainly because…well, funny delights in it.
funny_bunny: Lavie so is wonderful at humoring our fancies!
Kawaii Pattycakes: Ok! I do the first one from [Pat typed out the full name]:
“Are all these quotes supposed to mean something? I click a post and all I could think was, ‘What’s a Rhapsody song doing here?’”
funny_bunny: PAT, YOU FUCKED IT UP.
Kawaii Pattycakes: NO I DIDN’T, ERASE THAT.
Lavie Rhap: Yes, it is protocol to keep full names masked, for privacy reasons.
funny_bunny: After all, are WE not anon?
Kawaii Pattycakes: Anyways, Rhapsody songs have as much a right to be quoted as…what was quoted today?
Lavie Rhap: My little contribution. Next email is from Curtis:
“Digital Devil Saga or Nocturne?”
Kawaii Pattycakes: NOCTURNE.
Lavie Rhap: Buying Digital Devil Saga requires the sequel as well. Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne can stand alone and is practically endorsed by the Rabbits, so I would go with that.
funny_bunny: Did you finish yet?
Lavie Rhap: No, I haven’t the time to dedicate myself.
funny_bunny: Neither have I!
Kawaii Pattycakes: STOP RESTARTING.
funny_bunny: NEVER. So, ghostjj says:
“i wanna know what prettyprophet is wearing”
Kawaii Pattycakes: Hmmm, we don’t know!
funny_bunny: Yeah, she’s not here! But I bet she’s wearing something tight and sexy.
Kawaii Pattycakes: And showing lots of OPPAI.
Lavie Rhap: prophet did reply to this but I think we’ll leave that between her and Mr. ghostjj.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Let’s see!
funny_bunny: Ohoho, poor Patty, LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE NOT IN THE KNOW.
Kawaii Pattycakes: HOW COME FUNBUNS KNOWS?
Lavie Rhap: Well, he made the email account. prophet’s the PR Rabbit because funny tries to keep out of the business end of things.
funny_bunny: And she doesn’t trust me!
Lavie Rhap: You can be flippant at times.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Flippant always! What’s flippant mean?
funny_bunny: Email five! MH tells us:
“FUCK YEAHHHHH CHECK THIS OUT DOGGS… ‘By night Sonic Unleashed is a 3D brawler’ <-THIS IS THE SHIT RIGHT HERE!!!!”
Lavie Rhap: By this point prophet had already left, so I had been designated the PR Rabbit in her place. We quickly came to the consensus that ‘MH’ was probably a Rabbit since everyone here is aware of prophet’s love of Sonic’s wholesome past and hatred of what Sonic has become. We never did discover who sent it.
funny_bunny: Maybe it wasn’t a Rabbit!? BUT I THINK IT WAS.
Kawaii Pattycakes: IT WAS YOU. Also, funny can’t count!
Lavie Rhap: Yes, that was actually email four.
funny_bunny: Noooo, that was FIVE. NOW it’s four.
Lavie Rhap: As you wish. Email ‘four’ from Kel-chan asks:
“Are you still continuing SBSB2D? I need to know if she’ll find tiramisu or not!”
funny_bunny: TIRAMISU? WHAT BLASPHEMY!
Kawaii Pattycakes: The answer is naihuangbao!
edthefucker: Cantonese only, fuck mandarin.
Kawaii Pattycakes: funny, what’s cantonese for naihuangbao?
funny_bunny: Ask nde!
Lavie Rhap: I’ll just repeat what was in my reply email: SBSB2D is being placed on hiatus in favor of Etrian Oddity. From here on, all doujinshi will be posted on Villa Leporidae, to keep our projects separate.
funny_bunny: And ZE FINAL ONE from Tony!
Kawaii Pattycakes: Tony TAKA?
funny_bunny: YES. He wants you to model!
Kawaii Pattycakes: CAN I BE IN THE NEXT SHINING GAME?
funny_bunny: Shining SUCKS.
Kawaii Pattycakes: I know! BUT I LUVVV HIS ART!
Lavie Rhap: Tony’s email, which arrived only a few days ago, asks:
“Glad to see more seinen stuff instead of pages of yaoi. Just a quick question…I know you guys put up links to stores, but I’m looking for the rare stuff. I know you guys have at least ONE thing that’s rare: Kaneko Kazuma’s character artbook. Found that out when I was going over your future projects. I’ve searched out other places for rarities but they’re either expensive as hell or out of stock.”
funny_bunny: SOMEONE FIGURED OUT A FUTURE PROJECT! Impressive!
Lavie Rhap: I replied to Tony, pointing out JPqueen, which he told me he knew about. Sadly, aside from there, we have no other stores for rare artbooks.
funny_bunny: I don’t have many rares! Except ONE thing which I keep ALL for myself. Maybe I’ll scan it later…
Kawaii Pattycakes: You better!
funny_bunny: Ok, I’ll lock it in my cellar.
Lavie Rhap: And that should be about everything. There may be a decrease in release frequency, as funny is preparing more doujinshi work.
funny_bunny: Oh yes. And it’s going to be WONDERFUL.
Kawaii Pattycakes: EXTRAVAGANT!
Lavie Rhap: Anything else?
Kawaii Pattycakes: Send money to funny so he buy a PS3 and join the COOL PEOPLE.
funny_bunny: The Club Cowslip requires some CONTRIBUTIONS for a little PROJECT for NDE and PROPHET. Fufufufu!
Lavie Rhap: funny, shall that be your project of the week?
funny_bunny: Ohoho, a SEXY week.