MGS4 is shit and GTAIV is shit and FFIV is totally fucking rad.
prettyprophet: Psyche. Anyways, guess who’s back, back again, tell a friend.
funny_bunny: That craven CUNT prophet and that beautiful BISHIE nde!
prettyprophet: So. I’m fucking exhausted.
funny_bunny: Got porked too much, I reckon.
prettyprophet: Ha, porked. Right, so this post here is just to give all you kiddos the low down on the up and up. You want news and hidden secret caches of Raiden x Roman Bellic yaoi, you’re going to have search for that shit.
funny_bunny: Oh I got the cache. I got the cache right here.
prettyprophet: Next to your empty wallet?
funny_bunny: Sho nuff I got dat. Folks, I’m broke! Give me money!
prettyprophet: It finally happened; funny got a ps3. That sure shut Pat up.
funny_bunny: SHE WON’T LET ME BORROW HER GAMES.
prettyprophet: Why bother? They’re shit.
funny_bunny: So, um…no new buying of artbooks from me. Sorry!
prettyprophet: No scanner either. Looks like that’s pushed back some odd months.
funny_bunny: Don’t worry, my pretty prophet, leechers are a strong bunch. They’ll hold the line!
prettyprophet: Ok, so me and nde, we just got back from HK a few days ago. First thing that happens is that these assholes grab us and trash Trojan’s house. We had jetlag, it was fucked. It’s still fucked. I’m not sleeping well.
funny_bunny: Want to borrow some cuddly rabbits?
prettyprophet: And funny here, he’s been doing some shit like scanlation…but no doujinshi, that ratfuck.
funny_bunny: Oh, I’ve some more special things to deal with, fufufu.
prettyprophet: You mean playing your shiny little PS3?
funny_bunny: Nonsense! nde is playing.
prettyprophet: Shit son, I’m already bored of both MGS4 and GTAIV.
funny_bunny: prophet is HIGH MAINTENANCE!
prettyprophet: Bullshit, you get bored faster than me.
funny_bunny: Of COURSE I do. I’m me!
prettyprophet: I’d like to thank all of you who bothered to wish us happy birthday; I bet Pat, funny, and all those jokers coerced you to do it, but still, thanks anyways. See, we kinda made it a rule to not say a thing about birthdays or personal life stuff, but funny always breaks rules.
funny_bunny: Rules? Bah! RULES ARE FOR THE WEAK.
prettyprophet: Remember how I said funny got Pat hentai doujinshi for her birthday? Well, you probably wouldn’t since I think I only said it on The Club Cowslip.
funny_bunny: And these children are far too pure to go there.
prettyprophet: Heh, my ass. So funny, he seems to have picked up a new ritual.
funny_bunny: Birthdays = doujinshi. But I can never find good yaoi ones. So hentai will do!
prettyprophet: Yeah. So Lavie, Pat, ed, and funny walk up and they’ve got fancy bags, two of ‘em. Lavie’s all, “Happy birthday” while those other three idiots are all smirking and looking devilish. So we look inside, and there’s these shirts: a Shadow of the Colossus for nde and a 1942 for me, courtesy of funny and Pat. Wrapped INSIDE of these shirts was the Shadow of the Colossus artbook for nde and KYMG for me, courtesy of Lavie. And finally, guess what was slipped inside these artbooks? Hentai doujinshi. NGE for nde, P3 for me.
funny_bunny: The Eva one has CHICKS WITH DICKS.
prettyprophet: Oh, and ed bought all the booze, so he didn’t bother getting us anything.
funny_bunny: Or DID he?
prettyprophet: Don’t even bother telling me.
funny_bunny: Oho, I would never, ever spoil the surprise.
prettyprophet: RIGHT, business. We’re all good now. I’m back. That means I’ll either whip funny to work or just let him fuck off and do whatever he wants.
funny_bunny: I think you’ll be lenient. In fact, I KNOW.
prettyprophet: Ok, now I really want to find out what you idiots are planning.
funny_bunny: Cakes!
prettyprophet: Yeah, sorry for having two achtungs in a row.
funny_bunny: CAKES!!!!!!
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