Pretty the Prophet: O proud King, thou art capable of great foresight yet art blind to thy own folly. You dumbass.
Funny the King: Nonsensical! My judgments are as clear as unfiltered tap water and my proclamations are…Cromwellian.
Pretty the Prophet: O idiot King…ok, enough of this shit.
funny_bunny: NOOOOOOO! WE’RE NOT FINISHED.
prettyprophet: Yeah, we are.
prophet note: GO ALL THE WAY TO THE BOTTOM FOR THE SUMMARY.
funny_bunny: So! What’s on the menu today?
prettyprophet: Nothing. I’ve got all my vim and vigor back while Pat’s the one who’s fucked up now. I think funny’s caught it too.
funny_bunny: Just sniffles! THAT WON’T STOP ME!
prettyprophet: Anyways, I’m supposed to be working on more One Day but I’m not.
funny_bunny: You REBEL WITH A CAUSE.
prettyprophet: See, funny here didn’t feel like telling me that us Rabbits were going to be picking up a new project…and not just a project would could clean all quick. Oh hell no. Now, I knew funny was interested in Benjamin and I DID SEE THIS COMING…but hey, tell me before it fucking happens.
funny_bunny: I told Lavie. And then nde.
prettyprophet: Either of those two me?
funny_bunny: nde’s pretty close.
prettyprophet: I come back and funny’s just like, “We’re doing One Day!” “New project? What the fuck?” “It’s Benjamin!” “We have translators? What the fuck?” “It’s a joint with Illuminati!” “Oh fuck you.”
funny_bunny: Yep, I think prophet’s forgiven me.
prettyprophet: I know, I know, I keep emphasizing that the Reich belongs to funny. Just keep in mind that OTHER PEOPLE happen to do a shitload of work too. Namely me. Know what? If it’s too hard, fuck that shit, someone else is doing it.
funny_bunny: Oh, don’t fret! There’s always a spare Rabbit! …Except this time.
prettyprophet: That’s right; redraws? Fuck you. And Peking Duck, she ain’t around either, you poor, poor motherfuckers.
funny_bunny: Hopefully Illuminati will be able to loan some!
prettyprophet: Well, don’t matter. Not like people come here for One Day. No, no, it’s always tits, tits, tits. Sweet Body, thank the Moon Rabbit you’re done.
funny_bunny: STILL HAVE TO RENAME FILES.
prettyprophet: Giving it to D to check again?
funny_bunny: You bet your sweet body.
prettyprophet: Great guy, that D. I guess if some random translator ever feels like helping out we could — …no, fuck that. After the pack, we’re done with it.
funny_bunny: Find HOSTING?
prettyprophet: No. God, I am so sick of Sweet Body.
funny_bunny: I modeled your boobs off some of Happoubi Jin’s art!
prettyprophet: Fucking Father Christmas, that’s where it came from?
funny_bunny: HOHOHO, JINGLE BELLS.
prettyprophet: Readers, I am sure we lost you by now. Look, just ignore this. I’ll sum everything up at the bottom.
funny_bunny: So, joint?
prettyprophet: Oh yeah, I didn’t want this to be a joint at all. Joints mean going for a set quality and coordination and all that jazz. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the Rabbits don’t dig that sorta thing.
funny_bunny: It’s ok. Illuminati is TIP TOP.
prettyprophet: Chea, as long as they keep up REAL.
funny_bunny: GLEEMAILS.
prettyprophet: We only got two since the last ACHTUNG…and then some. But we’ll deal with those SPECIAL ones later.
funny_bunny: First one is from meevhaet: “funnybunny make everyone else chip in! Then you can play lots ;)”
prettyprophet: And she (I’m guessing ‘she’ since there were tons of emoticons) goes on to talk about the sexiness of having a PS3.
funny_bunny: NO PS3 TALK HERE! 360 ONLY!!!! MICROSOFT 4EVAAAA!!!!!!
prettyprophet: meev’s comment’s funny since the other email relates to that too. Geoff R. asks: “I’m curious why you (I hope this is prettyprophet reading this) keep saying that you refuse to buy anything for the Reich. Bad blood with funny bunny?”
Geoff, you are absolutely right. Fuck funny, I am NOT buying anything. And I insist that the others don’t as well.
funny_bunny: She’s a miser, killing Tiny Tim.
prettyprophet: meev, Geoff, allow me to answer both of you at the same time. YES, I know, I answered both of you ALREADY. But this one’s for the public so they don’t ask the same questions. Public, this is going to be rambles, so bear with it:
When funny was doing Robot, I told him, go ahead. It’s all his shit, what’s a couple of us helping out with a few things gonna do? Well, then he wanted to do artbooks. This time, he wanted to make the help ‘official’, like we’d be an actual group thing.
I told funny that chea, I’d help more than any mofo around…but I WOULD NEVER fund him. Why? I don’t fund anyone. No one here funds anyone. Paying a few bones to go see ed’s show, Nate in a play, buying each other food…that’s fine. Putting money into a hobby-slash-fucking-job where leechers don’t give a shit who releases it or how quality it is as long as it’s free with essentially ZERO benefits to the group? See, that wasn’t even rhetorical. But I’m not going to answer it.
“Oh prophet, but you’ll get the satisfaction of spreading the breathtaking art of [insert artist]!” Fuck you. Yes, I do get that satisfaction. We all do, there’s no argument there. Does that satisfaction somehow magically insert $100 into my wallet? How I wish it did.
“Hey you stupid slant-eyed bitch, didn’t you buy that Moon Rabbit Weapon Mina book with your dirty whore money?”
Chea. Sucked off a 500 lbs. Somali for it. The big difference between that and Sweet Body is that a) I like that book, b) it’s not going to be debound, c) it’s not exclusive for the Reich. Just like Lavie and the Persona 3 artbook; she bought it and WOULD HAVE scanned it for the Recih. Technically, that’s all funny’s doing right now; scanning artbooks that he BUYS REGARDLESS. I am completely down with that. However, the line is chiseled into stone when we have to BUY THINGS JUST FOR THE REICH. Like a scanner.
Really, THAT is the only thing we HAVE to get. Yeah, there’s more artbooks, an actual site, blah blah blah. Since funny is terrible with finance, none of these are happening. But in order to FUNCTION to our original goal of being an ARTBOOK SCANNING GROUP…we have to have a scanner. The fact that we seriously are incapable of going on like we used to is what convinced us to go joint. Yeah, I knew that funny was going to scanlate as a backup; I just didn’t think he’d set aside the cash so fast.
funny_bunny: Actually, now I don’t have money for Elizabeth. KINDA MY OWN FAULT THOUGH! But that’s ok! I’ll bounce back!
prettyprophet: This guy right here, he still buys frivolous crap. He’s broke, he doesn’t care. I don’t think he even has all his textbooks.
funny_bunny: Pshaw! Internet yo.
prettyprophet: What I’m trying to say is this…none of us, not even funny, wants to get something SIMPLY for the Reich. We’re just not that dedicated. All that porn at The Club? You bet your ass it gets passed around. Not just with the boys, sadly. Yeah, Pat, I’m talking about you.
funny_bunny: And 7672359440! meevhaet and Geoff, sorry for subjecting you to PROPHET’S BRUTISH ROARS.
prettyprophet: Naw, I was chillaxed in the emails. Sitting here staring at you and thinking about how much we’re putting into all this? Man…I don’t how the old blood does it. Such a fucking headache.
funny_bunny: MORE COMING! One Day was just ONE step!
prettyprophet: Yeah, yeah, I know. Worst part is…I can’t help but do this. funny, you just have to pick out shit that makes me all squee like a schoolgirl.
funny_bunny: You ARE a schoolgirl. SQUEE AS YOU PLEASE!
prettyprophet: Heh, that reminds me of the LAST email. It was really a bunch of emails but from one guy, who I won’t give the dignity of a name or even a direct quote: “Something something fuck you guys stop trolling sweet body”.
Jesus. Let me say that your words are the reason behind my lashing against the shift of Reich projects. I think we, the Rabbit Reich, have strayed from our pedestals of piety and proper scanlation etiquette. You, who I’ve named Shitface X, have shown me how far we’ve fallen from the path. I pass this onto our gracious leader, funny_bunny.
funny_bunny: I understand it all now! The oracles have come to pass! It was I, FUNNY, WHO BROUGHT CALAMITY UPON THE REICH! AND NOW I MUST ABIDE BY MY OWN OATH TO REMOVE THE OFFENDER’S EYES AND IMPOSE EXILE!
prettyprophet: Close up shop, we’re done!
funny_bunny: Hey, do you like “Way of the Dragon” or “Return of the Dragon”?
prettyprophet: “Way”. “Return” makes it sound like a sequel.
funny_bunny: May as well be! You didn’t think the CHINESE CONNECTION could stop the Little Dragon??
prettyprophet: Fists of FUHRER.
funny_bunny: Awww, I wanted to use that for an ACHTUNG.
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prettyprophet: Ok, wrap-up time:
- We’re more or less done with Sweet Body. Just need to finalize it.
- One Day chapter one. It’s a joint…or RRIM-job, as funny loves to call it. Illuminati-Manga, Square-Enix, James Joyce, peace out. More releases? Sorry, we’re busy.
- NSFW Fate/Stay fucking. Courtesy of funny, obviously. There’s also Tsukihime but he didn’t scan it.
- Lavie reviewed funny’s Shining Tears artbook. My thoughts? It sucks. Fuck Shining.
- There are BANNER ads for Play-Asia now because no one touched the Paypal. Buy stuff through those links and keep funny from spending dough on another half-naked figure.
- And finally, I bitched about the overall financial situation of the Rabbits. We’re not poor…well, I’m not poor. We just don’t want to make the Reich something we put money into. funny does it, whatever. We won’t. I’m sorry, but I’m sure even kindly Lavie Rhap would rather get new coat than a new scanner. And I’m doubly fucking sure Pat hasn’t got $200 that’s not already dedicated to some ungodly resin garbage. Point is, we’re all selfish cunts, even funny, who, at this very moment, is thinking about getting a VAIO laptop because he couldn’t BE ANY MORE BROKE. Careful now, we don’t want another Edison on our hands.
I think that’s it. It better be, because Lavie’s not editing this, I’m just typing the fuck away, and nde disappeared somewhere outside and I hope holstein’s not cutting out his heart. Enough said.
funny_bunny: I NEED A HORI JOYSTICK FOR KOFXII!!!
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