Liberty, Lunacy, Love

ACHTUNG: Ride on Shooting Star

Dirty ridin

Haruhara Haruko at your service.

prettyprophet: Wrap-up at the beginning this time:

  • Big Ben’s One Day Chapters TWO and THREE. Good stuff right there.
  • 1000 Rabbits comes back in force. No, SBSB2D is still neglected. In fact, Etrian’ll probably be ignored in favor of Usagiten. Also, no one can figure out what honey did to hide away the pages on the side and honey’s not here so…deal with it.
  • We’ll be busy as fuck in October so I don’t think we’re going to be releasing anymore One Day for a bit. Plus funny’s cleaning it, so it’s going to take ages. Or he’ll do it all in a flash. I don’t know, this is funny we’re talking about.
  • Note: We’ve known about this for awhile, but I forgot if I mentioned it last time: Reich’s been blacklisted from the tags, probably thanks to the Sweet Body boobs. So don’t look for us through those.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You forgot about Happy Jin!

prettyprophet: No I didn’t. Funbuns forgot about him. Bet you it’ll take a month for him to finalize the packs.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Let’s finalize them now.

prettyprophet: Research, slut.

Kawaii Pattycakes: We don’t need research, we’ve [Pat said things she shouldn't be saying because that's the kind of idiot she is].

prettyprophet: Remember our talk? No? Ok.

Kawaii Pattycakes: It’s fine, after all, did –

prettyprophet: And no references to anime.

Kawaii Pattycakes: FUNNY DOES IT. AND SO DO YOU.

prettyprophet: Chea, but we’re capable of talking outside of Japanophile bullshit. Anyways, emails. Mr. K says: “When’s Savior Blood Smash Bizarre coming back?”

When people start donating ca$h money.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Next email is Chinese spam! I think it’s asking us if we want laser eye surgery.

prettyprophet: Don’t you dare open any of those. Seriously, I’m confused by the immense amount of Asian spam. No english, just Communist propaganda about how their milk powder is just super.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Hai, hai, kokoro_nights asks: “Megaten MMO’s coming! Gonna take it over ?_?”

Hmmmmmmzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………….*shakes head*

prettyprophet: That may seem surprising, Pat saying no to a MEGATEN MMO…but that’s the one genre she really stays away from. Despite finding FFXII fun as all hell…she won’t play FFXI. She can blitz Diablo…get every trophy for Guns of the Patriots…grind any Nippon Ichi…but won’t touch any MMO. It’s fucked, but thank the Moon Rabbit, because Pat really doesn’t need another thing to go ga-ga over. Hey, Pat, how many figure preorders you’ve got in the wings?

Kawaii Pattycakes: At least twelve! Or more. Probably more.

prettyprophet: Yeah, Megaten MMO’s hot but I doubt any of us have the time to stick with it. Speaking of time, impyP comes with an important letter: “GEASS END”

Yes, that was all he/she/probably-he wrote, compared to other emails, that say some other stuff that we leave out because it’s too personal. And Pat’s itching to reply to this, so I’m just going to cut her off with this: GEASS CAN FUCK OFF. See, she’s trying to type right now but fuck that, if her words relate to Geass in any way, she’s not showing up in this post.

Kawaii Pattycakes: You’re a very mean shoujo. You’re not even bishoujo anymore to me. You’re NOTHING.

prettyprophet: Wow, how damaging. Which brings up this point from Val: “Prettyprophet swears a lot. Is she really a girl?”

I fucking resent that. You sexist motherfucker, it’s people like you that keep us sisters down.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Yeah, what’s wrong with GIRL-POWER? TSUNDERE’S ARE ALWAYS RAWR AND STUFF.

prettyprophet: Ok, I’m not tsundere or any sort of stupid Japanese archetype, so shut up about that. Secondly, in all seriousness, I know more foul-mouthed psychos who are gals than guys. Let’s see…holstein, Nyx, trev, 7672359440, TrueMind…basically, over half the ladies of the Reich. Just because someone’s a girl doesn’t mean they’re all fluffy and flowers. Val, if you’ve ever been to a local food court, I’m sure you’ve seen hideous landwhales in disgustingly-tight clothing that causes their fat to spill into a 5′ radius. Are they girls? Yes. But they’re not girls you’d think of on whim. Thankfully none of us are hideous landwhales, but we’re not fluffy and flowers either. Granted, some of us are…*cough* PAT *cough* LAVIE *cough*…but some girls like trev are hard-as-fuck badasses who drink heavy and beat the fuck out of people with their bare hands.

Kawaii Pattycakes: So are you a pretty sailor prophet?

prettyprophet: I’d like to think I walk that fine line between hard and soft feminism. Personally, I think I ended up this way thanks to growing up with ed. Pat, bizarrely enough, is still that relatively sweet girl-next-door.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Oh prophet, thanks!

prettyprophet: Relatively, because she’s still a fucking Japanophile slut. And that’s about it for emails we can do public.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Send more! MORE ABOUT ANIME!

funny_bunny: MANGA ONLY. ANIME SUXXXXXXX.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Chief Funbuns arrives!

prettyprophet: Arrives too late. Folks, peace out.

4 Comments

  1. TOATA says:

    Yay haha, a bit late in reading it but I’m glad I got to see another one! These things always make my day better! “RAWR AND STUFF” loved that part haha

  2. prettyprophet says:

    Toat’s, thank you. No, really, thanks for telling us because aside from a few random comments and a few random emails, we have NO idea how most people feel about how we do releases, updates, bullshit, blah. I mean, we wouldn’t change what we’re doing anyways, but it’d still be nice to know.

    Oh, there’s also the Villa L. if you want non-scanlation related posts. So check it, yo.

  3. TOATA says:

    I will definitely check it out. Though I don’t know how much I really contribute by commenting for the updates and conversations (bullshit) haha but I’m glad it’s appreciated. Looking forward to more!

  4. prettyprophet says:

    Trust me, every comment’s appreciated. And I do mean EVERY comment.

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