Red: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!! Yellowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! This can’t be happening! Blue and Yellow have been shot…! I can’t transform on my own…! Curse you! Shooting before we even have a chance to transform… How inconsiderate! Are you demons!?
Etna: Uh huh.
Red: Oh my gosh! I completely forgot about that!
Laharl: …Is your helmet on too tight? You should have transformed first, then come out.
Flonne: That’s not how it’s supposed to be! A true defender of justice transforms in front of the enemy!
Etna: …Flonne, which side are you on?
Red: Then I’ll just have to play my ace card! The demons I hired will help me!
Laharl: Is it okay for a hero to be using demons?
Red: Of course! Justice must never lose, no matter what the means! Blue! Yellow! Your deaths have awakened a burning passion in my heart!
Etna: Uh, I avoided hitting any vital spots, so they should still be alive…
Red: Evil fiends! Are you ready!? Face the power of justice!!
funny_bunny: FACE THE POWER OF NIE JUN.
prettyprophet: Finally I get to do an opening of a new series. New series? That’s fucking right, Illuminati-Rabbits, Axis of Awesome, MY STREET. Chapter 1 of Volume 1 by the grace of NIE JUN.
Kawaii Pattycakes: CHINA REPRESENT.
prettyprophet: Fuck off and take your firewall with you.
funny_bunny: I think Jun Nie would enjoy Macross: Ace Frontier.
Kawaii Pattycakes: I think everyone would enjoy Macross!
prettyprophet: I think if it were just Pat and Funbuns typing away, this blog would be nothing but random geek references and nonsensical capitalization of titles.
Kawaii Pattycakes: NIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
prettyprophet: They do this to piss me off. All the fucking time. But it’s not going to happen.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Why not? You’re so tsuntsun!
prettyprophet: Ok, that’s pissing me off.
funny_bunny: I beat Valkyria Chronicles! WHERE’S EDY DLC????
prettyprophet: Don’t you dare spoil anything.
funny_bunny: WELKIN GETS CAPTURED AND RAPED BY JAEGER.
Kawaii Pattycakes: Hey everyone, tell me where to get Valkyria doujinshi! I NEED MY WELKIES x FALDIO LOVE.
prettyprophet: So it’s a new year. First actual new year for the Rabbits. Damn.
funny_bunny: Do not be surprised! The Rabbits are eternal! We shall see the sun implode! We shall see Eden reborn! We shall scanlate yaoi!
Kawaii Pattycakes: DISGAEA YAOI.
funny_bunny: WAI WAI YAOIIIII.
prettyprophet: Oh god, I need to get these two drunk and quiet. nde, anything to add?
nde: No, not really.
funny_bunny: THE WORLD WILL END. THE WORLD WILL END.
Kawaii Pattycakes: END WITH YOU!! END WITH YOU!!!!!!
prettyprophet: 2009. Yay.