ACHTUNG LEBENSGEFAHR: Civil Strife!? CAKE CHAOS!!!

WAR IS UPON US.

funny_bunny: I have grave news to announce…our treacherous Prophet has REBELLED. She has declared MY rule inept, MY rule self-destructive! What nonsense! Am I not perfect? Am I not divine? But the GREATEST blasphemy of all is that of their BANNER CAKE. It is not cheesecake, the cake amongst cakes! It is…TIRAMISU. Gah! What impure thoughts! How DARE you lowly mortals even THINK of another cake than that which was chosen by the Great Moon Rabbit!

prettyprophet: I say the Great Moon Rabbit is dead.

funny_bunny: Tosh! Sheer tosh! You were an able minister at peace…but you shall be a villainous hero at war!

Killer Ink: Wouldn’t that be a compliment?

funny_bunny: SILENCE, TRAITOR.

edthefucker: Yeah, fucking Judas. Didn’t this bitch say he didn’t do either?

Killer Ink: But cheesecake isn’t cake.

Lavie Rhap: Ink’s right; cheesecake is actually a tart. That said, I’d have to choose cheesecake.

prettyprophet: Fuck you, we have legitimacy on our side. What do you have? Nothing.

funny_bunny: Usurpers of our Golden Age! Away! Away with you!

Kawaii Pattycakes: Tiramisu is LUV. I once watched a Hong Kong movie where tiramisu [and then she went off talking about some rom-com where tiramisu played a major role or something].

prettyprophet: Ok, I don’t give a shit about what she just said but there are more of us. Democracy, motherfuckers.

edthefucker: Quality over quantity. Suck my ass.

funny_bunny: Eddie is worth A BILLION RABBITS.

Killer Ink: Why is tiramisu on the Capcom side?

prettyprophet: Oh yeah, good fucking point, WHY THE FUCK AM I RYU? Fuck you, we should get SNK.

Killer Ink: The text colors are also off; it should be Capcom (tiramisu) that has orange while SNK (cheesecake) gets teal.

Lavie Rhap: There was the SNK vs. Capcom line, remember?

funny_bunny: Yeah! This wasn’t a screw-up! I DID IT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I’M PERFECT.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I WANTED CHUN-LI.

prettyprophet: Oh fuck off, at least Cammy’s cool. I hate Ryu. Where the hell is Ibuki?

edthefucker: Smart job on D and trev.

funny_bunny: Thanks!

prettyprophet: trev as Sagat. That’s a pretty accurate choice for her.

Lavie Rhap: For those interested, here are the exact polls:

Tiramisu – 22

prettyprophet, or El prophet
nde
Killer Ink
Kawaii Pattycakes
Peking Duck
Q’ute
Emily
7672359440
La_Creame
HERZOG
Whopper
ak
D
trev
Crunchy
puffismagix
Nyx
Mori
Barbarossa
knein
Tenki
-_-

Cheesecake – 14

funny_bunny, or Fuehrer
honey_bunny
holstein
edthefucker
Lavie Rhap
Aerith’s Bitch
Nate-Dawg
Bug Prince
Trojan
zizzle
Booberella
piss o baal
Kibbles&Mint
TrueMind

prettyprophet: Who will YOU side with? Us, the winners, or them, the losers?

funny_bunny: Don’t trust prophet! Has she not betrayed us? ONCE A TRAITOR, ALWAYS A TRAITOR.

Lavie Rhap: The War of the Cakes.

edthefucker: Why are we arguing? We know cheesecake is FUCKING BETTER.

Killer Ink: Cheesecake is not a cake.

Kawaii Pattycakes: And now I forget the name of that movie! Was it Tiramisu??? I don’t think so! [and she kept on and on about that fucking movie for the entire night. Still hasn't found it.]

nde: Revolution.

prettyprophet: Storm the Bastille.

funny_bunny: BATTLE FRONTIER.