Okama ~ Okamax Ch. "Morning Suicide"

“Don’t treat me to the things of the world
I’m not that kind of girl
Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a man that makes me, then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms
Say I’m the one you want
If you don’t, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, I’ll be gone”

prettyprophet: Yo, OKAMA post.

Lavie Rhap: Will Pat’s ‘Okama Month’ prediction come true?

prettyprophet: No. It won’t.

Lavie Rhap: Are we teasing or is it just Prophet’s brutal honesty?

prettyprophet: Honesty, because I’m ALWAYS honest.

Lavie Rhap: Have we decided on how to write Okama’s name? We’ve seen (and wrote) it as both ‘Okama’ and ‘okama’…I’m sure the ‘correct’ spelling has been on Pat and nde’s minds.

prettyprophet: Fuck it, we’re making it Okama because that’s what I’ve seen the past few times we used it. I’ve used ‘okama’ because I thought that was the right way, or at least the way he wrote it……..then Funny and THIS CUNT talking with me right now start going ‘Okama’.

Lavie Rhap: I just can’t get over not capitalizing!

prettyprophet: Yeah, yeah.

Lavie Rhap: So we should be using ‘Okama’ now?

prettyprophet: Fine, you bastards. If you haven’t figured it out, this post is for Okama’s “Morning Suicide” from Okamax……or OKAMAX. You know, that one artbook/comic we did fuck-knows-how-many-weeks ago? Did “filtered”? Yeah, here’s the last chapter.

Lavie Rhap: Two down, one to go.

prettyprophet: Not counting the miscellaneous info.

Lavie Rhap: This is the last chapter of OKAMAX, the last out of three.

prettyprophet: Who the fuck knows when we’ll do the first? Because it’s FUCKING HARD TO CLEAN. I don’t want to do it. Cleaners! Translators! Rabbits are seeking.

Lavie Rhap: Like “filtered”, “Morning Suicide” is a stand-alone oneshot…that’s enigmatic.

prettyprophet: ak compared it to “Plastic Girl”.

Lavie Rhap: “Total Necroplanner”…that reminded me of Total Recall…while the entire comic…well, I won’t spoil it.

prettyprophet: It’s short as hell, so just read it. Hey, nde said Total Recall too.

Lavie Rhap: Ah…movies.

prettyprophet: Yeah. Movies. Newsflash, Lavie went to TIFF since even though she never skips classes, she loves movies more.

Lavie Rhap: Only a few days this time…it was the only opening I have.

prettyprophet: Lucky whore. I got shit due already.

Lavie Rhap: As do I, to tell the truth.

prettyprophet: Oh REALLY. This is new…….responsible fucking Lavie pushing back work while I’m staying true to the course.

Lavie Rhap: Well…I did finish the drafts for them earlier.

prettyprophet: Great, now I look like a spiteful bitch. Which I am, but that’s beside the point.

Lavie Rhap: I wouldn’t go as far as calling you a spiteful bitch.

prettyprophet: I would. FUCK, I’M TIRED.

Lavie Rhap: Perhaps you can play Scribblenauts?

prettyprophet: No one’s got it. Like, ‘got it’ so I can just take it, ‘got it’.

Lavie Rhap: Perhaps I should get it?

prettyprophet: Maybe. I don’t even have time to play anything…….I think I have a meeting tomorrow morning.

Lavie Rhap: For [censored yo].

prettyprophet: Eh, group seems useless. Pretty shy. I’m probably going to have to do all the work.

Lavie Rhap: But who else can?

prettyprophet: That’s right, I’m about the best dictator around. Who started the Rabbit Revolution? Me. Too bad I can’t swear up a storm at these kids compared to the Rabbits. But hey, it’s all love.

Lavie Rhap: Prophet’s hate is love.

prettyprophet: Compared to Ed, who just loves to hate. Anyways, “Morning Suicide” by OKAMA.

Lavie Rhap: I recommend seeing The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus when it comes out at your theaters.

prettyprophet: Yes, we sold out to Gilliam. He gave us Tom Waits’ voice in a bottle.

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