Liberty, Lunacy, Love

Gun Frontier ~ Ch. 02

Gun ist Gut

“That weapon will replace your tongue. You will learn to speak through it. And your poetry will now be written with blood.”

prettyprophet: So, this thing laid out pretty bare what it takes to be a REAL MAN…….but it ain’t clear on what constitutes a REAL WOMAN.

nde: Implied domesticity.

prettyprophet: Sorry modern age, you’re fucked in “Gun Frontier”.

nde: There exits the noble savage.

prettyprophet: The French? Also fucked. Leiji Matsumoto! Western stereotypes! Lots of sex! Lots of violence! Rape, murder, shelter; all the stuff you growing boys need and love.

nde: Unless you’re effeminate.

prettyprophet: Like nde. Or Funny, or Ink, or zizzle, partially Ed, Trojan, La_Creame…..but I guess this manga’ll just make you manlier…..hey hold on, I’m gonna get Trojan into this.

[got Trojan to read the chapter]

Trojan: Man…..that’s a real rape face on page 35!

prettyprophet: Plus rape dialogue.

Trojan: Think it’ll turn Brokeback?

prettyprophet: You wish.

Trojan: I think it’d be funny!

prettyprophet: Hey, this IS a comedy, yo.

Trojan: Yo, you know what I really wanna pimp out that’s funny? This!

prettyprophet: Yeah, I saw that.

Trojan: Whaaat!

prettyprophet: Tried to use it on Pat. She read it, but it wasn’t like she was weaned onto anything else. Fucking slut.

Trojan: Some funny shit.

prettyprophet: Funnier than all that Fate doujinshi you got?

Trojan: Damn, I don’t know. Talk to me when this gets done. But Fate! Tsukihime! There’s a lot of that! Totally, totally rocking.

prettyprophet: Fuck, we kinda derailed from “Gun Frontier”. Chapter 2, go read it.

Trojan: Gun is good!

prettyprophet: Gut ist Gun.

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8 Comments

  1. Ratatosk says:

    Occasionally having all your blondes look identical backfires..
    But this is so funny it could never offend anyone.
    Great translation, thanks guys. :D

  2. daniellau says:

    Haha, this is sweet.

  3. Fallen says:

    They did did explain what was a real women. Was Leiji sexist enough for real women to be sluts, and their use was to only sleep with men? Meh. I don’t know. All I know is that I want a Harlock slave. ;)

  4. prettyprophet says:

    Ratatosk: Yeah, I thought that was Shinunora at first.

    Daniel: You know, I ought to promote your site more.

    Fallen: See, there’s only one instance so far where the phrase ‘real woman’ is used, at the end. All that’s happening there is….well, nothing. For those characters to be saying that, it doesn’t actually make any sense because they couldn’t have been witness to any of Shinunora’s actions.

  5. animekritik says:

    @prophet

    Indians have that 6th sense, so they can tell about Shinunora yo.

  6. prettyprophet says:

    Heh, how could I forget something as important as that?

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  8. Ariel says:

    Thank you very much!!!

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