ACHTUNG: I’LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE RABBIT

LOOK UPON US.

• Patalliro! Chapter 24, joint with OE. It’s got flowers. I just did some landscaping myself not too long ago…ain’t flowers great? Yeah, that’s what this chapter is ALL about.
• “Yuuki and Prince Chitarou”…P4 yaoi done by schwarz-gold. It’s Yukiko and Chie genderflipped. And Funny’s erotica. Fuck off, I ain’t linking to the others.
• And Funny’s commissions just keep coming…“Spike the Streetwalker”, Cowboy Bebop in the rain, done by myu-san.
• Oh finally, scanlation again. And what do you know, it’s COWSLIP. “Mascarade – Mature Slave Sow”, Queen’s Blade doujinshi by circle Finecraft69. Commissioned by McFly518, avoid if scat and bestiality ain’t your thing.
• Well fuck me, more Cowslip: “Chiyori 00 Years Old” and “Teacher’s Perks” from the Ageha no Otome hentai manga. Joint with Brolen, commissioned by Omega999.
• ……….and another Cowslip. “Purudori”, Gurren doujinshi by circle Mangana, commissioned by Ilmayter. Two different artists with two different oneshots inside, so hey, good deal, eh?
• ……and back to Funny’s commissioned artwork with “Raidou Kuzunoha vs. LUST” by schwarz-gold. Uh, guess what this one’s all about? I’m going to admit, Raidou’s a fucking sexy motherfucker.
• Oh christ, this commission. “Law, Slave to the Passions” by JoiXXX. Because he just couldn’t wait for Strange Journey hentai to come out on its own.
• At least we got a “Pirate Queen of Cuteness” to bump that down. schwarz-gold again; as you can tell, Funny’s found himself another artist to fall in love with.
• And Emeraldus vs. Herlock. What a coincidence! It’s gag sidestory from Queen Emeraldas vol. 4.
• Rabbit Roulette #1! Download that shit, find out what we like!
• Food Girls! Back with chapter 7! Dress Ghost up as an okama and get more food faster.
• And to end the month, a work-safe Houkago Play doujinshi. “A Little Play”, by circle Tennenseki. Hey, you boys want the hentai? SIGN SOME TRANSLATORS UP TO THE RABBITS.
• Seriously, RABBIT RECRUITING.
• Seriously, PASSING FANCY!

prettyprophet: Wow, those fucking commissions made this so much longer than usual.

funny_bunny: You’re welcome!

prettyprophet: Go back to your Bayonetta.

funny_bunny: Yes, ma dame!

prettyprophet: So I was talking with a friend outside of the Rabbits and he’s like, “If you have no idea why you’re doing all this and it stresses you out so much, don’t do it.” And I’m like, “What the fuck are you on?” So apparently, in my posts, I seem very…………..hostile and haggard. Ok, I recognize that sometimes. But I have YET to really bitch about the Rabbits. For one thing, you’re not going to see me do it in public. Hell, you’re not going to see me do it ever, since I’m PR. But you know what? Today, I’m going to bitch about a few subjects that’s pretty important to the Rabbits right now. This post is all me, so run off if you hate my guts.

Alright, we’re in a tight spot. It’s not funding; we’re set for another year thanks to our benefactor (hey, don’t let that stop the rest of you from donating more). Getting tank raws and all that; Passing Fancy has us covered. It’s the group itself. We’re down a lot of live bodies. nde, Lavie, Pat, Duck……they’re more or less out of action for now. But those are just editors; who needs them, right? We’ll just start speedscanning everything! Yeah, fuck editors, more importantly, ak’s on leave. For like, the next couple months. And that’s IF he settles down once all that’s done with. To those who aren’t familiar with us……….this means the Rabbits won’t have our primary translator. This is important because we are a SCANLATION GROUP WITHOUT A TRANSLATOR. Yes, we have Ghost, but Ghost is a translator in training; he’s not doing Cat’s World, Gun Frontier, and Acony. Yeah, that’s right, we got the volume raws for the second volume of Acony. But since Ghost doesn’t do series, all those projects are hold. Long story short: I think we’re down to one on-and-off translator (Ghost), two do-anything-people (Funny, me), three on-and-off editors (Fallen, Mokona, -_-)……….and holstein.

So yeah, we kinda need…….more people. Fallen’s been putting up recruitment ads; hopefully that’ll do something. Funny’s been doing……adding more projects, because fuck, we really could use some more, huh? And me, I’m just trying to make sure things get released. We’ve still got…….several fucking things for June……so look forward to that. If some more translators and editors would join….that’d make things a lot easier for us. You don’t have to be pro or anything; none of us are (well, maybe ak’ll be). As long as you’re willing to subject yourself to whatever insane project comes up next, you’re fine.

Am I tired? Yeah, I’m fucking tired. Rabbits been taking up a lot of my time now…..which is problematic, because it’s the summer and fuck that. And I know it’s ok to say fuck that because Funbuns here’ll jump right on it. But I ain’t going to do that. I like the Rabbits. I like having a medium where the entire world can just drop by and say “oh, I wonder what these kids are doing?” I like pimping artists I think ought to be pimped out. I know, we’re a group no one gives a fuck about thanks to our lack of focused genre…….but to my friend who might read this: one day, there won’t be genres. Or cliques. Or taboos. But that ain’t happening yet; change ain’t a snap. Until then, you got the Rabbits.

Funny, get the fuck over here so I don’t sound too serious.

funny_bunny: SEND ME A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO FUND AN EROTIC MEGATEN PLAY!

prettyprophet: He’s actually got that in the works. No joke.

funny_bunny: It must be PERFORMED! LIVE!

prettyprophet: You know what the biggest problem is with it?

funny_bunny: Haaa?

prettyprophet: Perfume. Aside from that, everything else.

funny_bunny: Nonsense, free play! For freedom! For futility! For FUN!

prettyprophet: C’mon, let’s Trauma Team.

funny_bunny: Let’s play doctor!

prettyprophet: Peace out, folks.

funny_bunny: SEND TRAUMA TEAM YAOI.