Funny’s been exiled thanks to gross incompetence; I’m now in charge.
Alright, time to make some drastic changes everyone’s going to agree on because I’m right and you’re all wrong:
- 1. You peons will only address me as “Your Grace”. Anything else results in execution by bufu.
- 2. Any reference to the old regime is hereby banned. Punishment is watching the entire series of “Ichigo 100%” a billion times.
- 3. The Rabbits are no longer the Rabbits. Fuck the Moon Rabbit, you’re all worshiping Pram: group name is now “Prophet’s Prammies”.
- 4. Since porn is our most popular material, all other scanlations are done. That means Acony, Cat’s World, Food Girls, Gun Frontier, Harlock, Patalliro, Rashanu, Sadomi…all of it gets tossed into the fire. ak personally pushed them in.
- 5. Anonygoo, Anonymous Scanner, Brolen, Delinquent-Manga, Illuminati-Manga, Kaichou, Kisha Club, and Onadoru Euphoria have been unilaterally absorbed.
- 6. The Prammies are now an all-porn group. Will be releasing hardcore Persona 4 tentacle yaoi tomorrow and hardcore Hyperdimension Neptunia futa unbirth the day after that. Content will so hardcore, you’ll vomit in pleasure.
- 7. New Prammies that join right now will be reeducated by myself into unfeeling scanlation machines. Former staff will be placed on a wildlife preserve where they’ll be hunted for sport.
- 8. Tiramisu is official cake.
So yeah, kneel before me. Hurry up, deleting all this completely scanlated-into-English Megaten doujinshi is starting to get boring.