“Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don’t listen to him. Remember that– do not listen.”
“As long as houses are built, as long as tablets are sealed,
as long as brothers are at enmity,
as long as there exist strife and hatred in the land,
as long as the river carries the waters to the sea,
so long is there no likeness of death drawn
When the alu-demon and the eziz-demon greetaman,
then the Anunnaki, the great gods assemble
and the goddess of fate, she who with them determines fate, will do so,
For they determine death and life.
But the days of death are unknown to mankind”
“And you say you’re almost human
But that’s too easy
That’s too easy to say
Rabbits require assistance whenever anyone feels like dropping by. Group’s the same as always, mayday, over.
- “Nyotai Driver”, Star Driver hentai by Gambler Club. Joint with Anonygoo. Some femdom failure on the Galactic Pretty Boy.
- “Paradise?”, Bayonetta hentai by Bakunyu Fullnerson. Joint with Anonymous Scanner and Desudesu. Some femdom success by Bayonetta on Luka.
- “Second Wife”, hentai oneshot by Inoue Kiyoshirou. Joint with Anonygoo. Crazy-girl-next-door won’t let something like a marriage stop her from her man.
- I made a Tumblr. It’s for Megaten. Some scanlation too, I guess.
- “Acony”, chapter 11 by Kei Toume. Finally, non-porn! Too bad it’s the recap chapter. First of the Easter flood.
- “Gun Frontier”, chapter 11 by Leiji Matsumoto. Finally, non-porn that just happens to have sex! Good times. Second of the Easter Flood
- “Yasogami High’s Sports Meet”, Persona 4 comedy doujinshi by BLACK TAIL ANGELs. Joint with Brolen. Non-porn P4 doujinshi! It’s got some spoilers but fuck it, you should’ve played P4 by now. And if you haven’t, do it. Third of the Easter Flood, Rabbit year.
- “OKAMAX” the 2002 artbook by okama. It’s all done and it’s all sexy. What are you waiting for? Download, yo. Then read ak’s commentary on the commentary. Fourth of the Easter flood.
- “Taokaka Special”, Blazblue hentai by Mayoineko. Joint with Brolen. Funny mains Taokaka. Long story short, he can fuck himself. Fifth of the Easter flood.
“Counting all different ideas drifting away
Past and present, they don’t matter, now the future’s sorted out
Watch her moving in elliptical patterns
Think it’s not what you say, what you say is way too complicated
For a minute thought I couldn’t tell how to fall out”
Where those bunny ears at?
- “Gun Frontier”, chapter 9, Leiji Matsumoto to start off the new year.
- “Sadomi Strikes Back”, chapters 21-30, pageratta. Some old faces, some new faces……..and Nidomi’s name doesn’t make any sense anymore.
- Begging Megaten help here.
- Speaking of Megaten, here’s your Nocturne doujinshi: “Lost World.69″, circle pavlovdog, Shiragi’s the artist, joint with Brolen. And surprise, it’s YAOI. Demi-fiend and….Dante, go figure.
- “Rashanu!”, chapter 2! New joint with Onadoru! Because we can do new projects just like that.
- And it’s doujinshi time again, with some Summer Wars. Happy now, Pat? Nah, you wouldn’t be, since this ain’t yaoi. “Summer Wars Festival 2″, joint with Anonygoo, circle Nanashiki, artist Nanase Masato, Natsuki and Kenji hentai. Hey, it’s consensual loving sex! Holy crap.
- “Acony”, chapter 10, Kei Toume. Hey, we got an environmentalism bent going. Again, thanks goes out to Arpad for getting this manga into Rabbit hands.
- And……back to porn. And not just any porn, but porn the boys have been craving since last year: Bayonetta doujinshi. “Witch Unleashed”, circle Lagarto, artist Mai Aida. Joint with Brolen……..and it’s Bayonetta fucking the hell out all those angels. Oh, and tentacle tongues.
- And back to Leiji. “Space Pirate Captain Harlock”, chapter 2. Hey, meet the cast, have some drinks.
- “Manken!”, Inoue Kiyoshirou manga oneshot. It’s Genshiken if it were hentai; fuck the president. Joint with Anonygoo, start of Anonymous Blob Week and Sex Week.
- “Sekaiju no Anone” vol. 13……..it’s Etrian Odyssey doujinshi. Know what that means? It’s LUNAR NEW YEAR……..and hot damn, it’s also the YEAR OF THE RABBIT. No pressure on us! Joint with Anonygoo; from circle Kazeuma, artist Minami Star………..yuri plant tentacle rape of a ton of classes. Enjoy the new year.
- And to end things off………..more sex with Anonygoo. Shota sex, to be exact: “Sweet Predator”, hentai manga oneshot by Nagare Ippon. Got nurses, got onions.
“‘Cause I fall and I break just as easy as an egg
Yeah, my shell isn’t as hard as it seems
When my insides gush out there’s no telling what it’s about
When it’ll stop, when it’ll seed, when it’ll bleed”
Until someone pukes up a pelvis bone.
- Kei Toume’s “Acony” volume 2, chapter 9. A short story on drinking. Man, I want some sake.
- Todd Special aka Todd Oyamada’s “Futanari Song” version 2 release. It’s hentai/yaoi/futa/genderbending/dom Nier doujinshi, superjoint scanlation between Anonymous Scanner’s high-res scans, Brolen’s translation, and Rabbit editing. Axis of Awesome, yo.
- Mineo Maya’s “Patalliro” volume 9, chapter 29. Spy fiction with MI6, joint with Onadoru Euphoria.
- Katsuhiro Otomo’s “Sayonara Japan” chapter 3. 80s gangbanging cash money, thug life, bitches and whores. And judo. That’s the Big Apple for you. Sidenote: seems like Kaichou!’s gone.
- Captain Harlock! Holy shit! Yeah, re-scanlating Leiji Matsumoto’s “Space Pirate Captain Harlock” with Rabbit translations via new translator Katatonia. Can we afford to do a new series? Hey, we’re about to find out. Props go out to our benefactor who wants to be anonymous.
- Go Nagai’s Oni oneshot, another one tossed over by Katatonia. Uncensored nudity and violence! Which is great, because that just segues right into………..
- ………this shit. Bill 156! Shintaro Ishihara! Fuck him. Hey, wanna hear something hilarious? Takeshi Nogami, Takaaki Suzuki, and Dan Kanemitsu via doujinshi circle Firstspear made a doujinshi manga all about this. CHECK IT OUT. And get this, Dan Kanemitsu’s translating it into english himself! Does it get anymore hilarious?
- Anyways, back to porn. Niku Drill aka Toumasu’s “Jingai Haruman” chapter 2! It’s got ant girls making sex slaves out of men. Living the dream, eh? Joint with Anonygoo, who did the first one of this series.
“Sometimes it’s just one of those nights
Ain’t you never had it happen to you?
Then you go home too soon
Go home too soon
You could blame it on the music
But it wouldn’t be right
‘Cause I’ve gotten lucky to some pretty bad tunes
Must be the Moon
Must be the Moon”
In other news, purges kill everyone. [UPDATE: Another donor? What the fuck.]
- Kei Toume’s Acony manga, chapter 8. Though the release raised the spirits of the populace, it was not enough to appease funny_bunny’s paranoia and a number of Rabbits were sent to camps to be reeducated into Raidou Kuzunoha impersonators.
- Immediately afterwards, Kiken Shisou’s Princess Fall Down ~ Fragment One was released to draw out the decadent staff. They were then given a luxurious meal of cheesecake and imprisoned on a game reserve to be hunted at funny_bunny’s leisure.
- Rumors of total regime collapse circulated, only to be cut short by the release of pageratta’s webcomic Sadomi the Sadist Girl Strikes Back chapters 11-20. Amidst the rejoicing, dissidents were disappeared by funny_bunny himself, armed with a riding crop and a pair of handcuffs.
- Seeking to reaffirm loyalty amongst the Ministry, Leiji Matsumoto’s Gun Frontier chapter 8 was released. Any goodwill from this tactic was wasted when holstein went on a chocolate vodka-fueled rampage, exploding several Rabbits, including ak, Ghost in the Machine, and Mori, and was rumored to have stabbed funny_bunny multiple times with her withering glare.
- The open bloodshed from the previous revelry created a state of emergency as officials attempted to confirm funny_bunny’s physical status and seize control for their own ends. This situation was resolved when prettyprophet renewed the alliance with the Principality of Anonygoo and released Todd Oyamada’s Black and White Puppet. She then reestablished order by setting the Rabbit Capital ablaze with nuclear flame.