Liberty, Lunacy, Love

comedy

Rashanu! ~ Ch. 03

Rashanu's a girl

“In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him. On the same day another English child was born to a rich family of the name of Tudor, who did want him. All England wanted him too. England had so longed for him, and hoped for him, and prayed God for him, that, now that he was really come, the people went nearly mad for joy.”

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Food Girls ~ Ch. 11

That's mistress to you, filthy shit

“Save your tears. I’ll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper.”

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Food Girls ~ Ch. 10

Condemned to breast-squeezing

“First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the code is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.”

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Food Girls ~ Ch. 09

She'll be dead at the first frost

“Tearjerker, shadow lurker, wonder worker, reach a bit further
Tearjerker, shadow lurker, wonder worker, reach a bit further
Will you by any chance
Remember the olive branch?”

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Sadomi Strikes Back ~ Ch. 0031-0040

singing sadistic songstresses

“When I get back, when I get back
I don’t feel the same, I don’t feel the same
I don’t feel it anymore
When I get back, when I get back
I don’t feel the same, I don’t feel the same
I don’t feel it anymore”

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Acony ~ Ch. 12

Samurai Frog

“And you say you’re almost human
But that’s too easy
That’s too easy to say
To say”

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BLACK TAIL ANGELs’ [Yasogami High's Sports Meet]

You're lucky social links don't reverse in P4

“Put put put your hands together
For the silver bullet make me
Put put put your heads together
For the cause and cure we’re waiting
Digging through and past the center
Of the earth go straight
Play the scientist and vandal
Sweating either way”

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Gun Frontier ~ Ch. 11

...to commit some rape and kidnapping.

“My bicycle masters boardwalk and quagmire with aplomb. Those that doubt me, suck cock by choice.”

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Gun Frontier ~ Ch. 10

How the fuck did she fit that in there?

“You will not mistake the newspaper man: he looks like a…big turtle.”

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Patalliro! ~ Ch. 30

This is your brain on Patalliro.

“It’s Baltimore, gentleman. The gods will not save you.”

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