Liberty, Lunacy, Love

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Food Girls ~ Ch. 12

iRabbit coming to stores 20XX

“Say say, oh playmate
Come out and play with me
And bring your dollies three
Climb up my apple tree
Slide down my rainbow
Into my cellar door
And we’ll be jolly friends
Forever more”

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Food Girls ~ Ch. 11

That's mistress to you, filthy shit

“Save your tears. I’ll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper.”

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Food Girls ~ Ch. 10

Condemned to breast-squeezing

“First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not. And thirdly, the code is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.”

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Food Girls ~ Ch. 09

She'll be dead at the first frost

“Tearjerker, shadow lurker, wonder worker, reach a bit further
Tearjerker, shadow lurker, wonder worker, reach a bit further
Will you by any chance
Remember the olive branch?”

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Food Girls – Ch. 01-03

Strawberries taste Good

“Edible substances evoke the secretion of thick, concentrated saliva. Why? The answer, obviously, is that this enables the mass of food to pass smoothly through the tube leading from the mouth into the stomach.”

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