THEY’RE CUMMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS.
prettyprophet: As much as I don’t care to see porn of Strange Journey (yet)……….Aliens is fucking perfect. Lavie’ll bust a nut. That said, Funny, you’re a fucking idiot.
funny_bunny: Pish, oh potent Prophet! There is only one thing I will say to you and that is…LET’S ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
prettyprophet: So who wants to bet that Jimenez’s going Chaos?
funny_bunny: Chaotic NEUTRAL?
prettyprophet: Whatever opposes Zelenin. Also, seeing how this ain’t a Persona game, I predict everyone’ll be dead or severely fucked up by the end of the game.
funny_bunny: Nonsense, I shall save EVERYONE.
prettyprophet: Yeah, they’re DEFINITELY letting that happen.
funny_bunny: POSITIVE THINKING.
prettyprophet: I’m still neutral. How about you?
funny_bunny: I’m blue! HOW CAN THIS BE???
prettyprophet: Easy, you’re not playing like a dick. Hey, let’s hit up the King.
prettyprophet: Fuck off, you can afford this, you can afford to buy me some food.
funny_bunny: Yes but then nde will wake and he will want eat and I have JUST ONLY ENOUGH for two and then he will be sad. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? YOU FOUL FIEND, I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED BY YOUR CHANGE IN STANCE! DEMONS HAVE OVERWHELMED YOUR HEART, LEADING YOU TO MERCILESSLY SLAY YOUR OWN KIN!
prettyprophet: I’ll take a commission then. A nice, big expensive one.
prettyprophet: I’m going to regret saying that, aren’t I?
funny_bunny: Don’t be daffy, you’ve no need for regrets! It’s alllllllll for MEGATEN!
prettyprophet: Moral of this is: get Strange Journey. Rabbits approve.
funny_bunny: Now let’s JOURNEY!
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