James Cameron’s SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: STRANGE JOURNEYS

THEY’RE CUMMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS.

funny_bunny: Rabbit Revelry, Inc. presents…TheTentacleMonster! “Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journeys”!

prettyprophet: As much as I don’t care to see porn of Strange Journey (yet)……….Aliens is fucking perfect. Lavie’ll bust a nut. That said, Funny, you’re a fucking idiot.

funny_bunny: Pish, oh potent Prophet! There is only one thing I will say to you and that is…LET’S ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

prettyprophet: So who wants to bet that Jimenez’s going Chaos?

funny_bunny: Chaotic NEUTRAL?

prettyprophet: Whatever opposes Zelenin. Also, seeing how this ain’t a Persona game, I predict everyone’ll be dead or severely fucked up by the end of the game.

funny_bunny: Nonsense, I shall save EVERYONE.

prettyprophet: Yeah, they’re DEFINITELY letting that happen.

funny_bunny: POSITIVE THINKING.

prettyprophet: I’m still neutral. How about you?

funny_bunny: I’m blue! HOW CAN THIS BE???

prettyprophet: Easy, you’re not playing like a dick. Hey, let’s hit up the King.

funny_bunny: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

prettyprophet: Fuck off, you can afford this, you can afford to buy me some food.

funny_bunny: Yes but then nde will wake and he will want eat and I have JUST ONLY ENOUGH for two and then he will be sad. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?? YOU FOUL FIEND, I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED BY YOUR CHANGE IN STANCE! DEMONS HAVE OVERWHELMED YOUR HEART, LEADING YOU TO MERCILESSLY SLAY YOUR OWN KIN!

prettyprophet: I’ll take a commission then. A nice, big expensive one.

funny_bunny: Ok!

prettyprophet: I’m going to regret saying that, aren’t I?

funny_bunny: Don’t be daffy, you’ve no need for regrets! It’s alllllllll for MEGATEN!

prettyprophet: Moral of this is: get Strange Journey. Rabbits approve.

funny_bunny: Now let’s JOURNEY!