Rabbit Rant: Dr. Pornography, Or How I Learned to Love the Yaoi

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Sex! This post is all about SEX, SEXUALITY, and GENDER. Get ready for half-assed explanations on all that and more! Also featuring Persona yaoi and yuri.

Yo, it’s Prophet. Seeing how it’s Gay and Lesbian Pride Month…….and we skipped our own Yaoi Month last month………..well, here’s something now.

I think it’s apt to talk about this now……..especially because it’s become apparent to me that boys really don’t like yaoi and girls don’t really like hentai. Ok, that’s been apparent for the longest fucking time but let’s review it again……this time with me as the example.

So even in high school, Pat bought yaoi. She went to cons and all that shit, specialty stores, didn’t have a credit card at the time so she used other people’s cards, blah blah blah. I was outraged; no, it wasn’t because of it being GAY. See, my belief is if you’ve got beef with homosexuality, chances are you’re old, you’re conservative (not in the political sense, but that tends to go hand in hand), and/or you’re ‘religious’ aka blindly following whatever the fuck your old and conservative religious leader has to say. Oh, that’s just general though……if you’re a guy and you’re a fag hater, you’re probably closet gay or so insecure about your sexual preferences you need to emphasize your homophobia to everyone in the world so THEY can be sure you’re NOT gay. Anyways, I’m a girl, so I don’t have to worry about anyone giving me shit should I be a lesbian unless I’m a butch dyke……but that’s opening up a whole can of other worms.

This one's by schwarz-gold

No, point of the matter was, Pat had a ton of yaoi and that pissed me off. That pissed me off because I thought it was retarded to have Cloud fuck Squall on a chocobo while Zidane beats off in the bushes. Hell, I still think it’s retarded. But I was militant on it. Like, moreso than right now. Both Peking Duck and I would give her NO end of shit regarding yaoi. We’d take away it whenever we were over; Pat’d get more. And this went on into university. And then I met Funny.

Funny’s one of the few guys I know who actively hits on other guys and girls….often at the same time. And these days, it’s like, “Oh that Funny.” Back then, it was, “What a fucking weirdo.” But he had an opinion of yaoi….and hentai…..doujinshi that really got to me. And that was the phrase “THIS IS CANON”. That seemed like such a dumbass line. How could Cloud fucking Squall on a chocobo while Zidane beats off in the bushes be canon? And that was when I noticed his variations of his phrase. “This SHOULD be canon” compared to “THIS IS CANON”…….and the “should” ones were the completely bullshit pairings…..and the “is” ones were plausible, if not a stretch (well, by my logic. By Funny’s logic, a LOT of things are plausible). And it was like an epiphany…..nah, it WAS an epiphany: denounce the bullshit ones, give the plausible ones a pass and then ignore it because I wasn’t interested in yaoi. That was my stance up to until the Rabbits started scanlating……..which is when things got fucked up.

Chie x Yukiko is Rabbit canon

Remember Hiroaki Samura’s “Brute Love”? That erotic grotesque artbook the Rabbits scanlated? It was goddamn ugly. But it wasn’t totally ugly, was it? That fucking book…..was the first real test, I’d say, to the Rabbits as a group. We did hentai before it, we did yaoi before it, we did all sorts of series. Then “Brute Love”. I bring “Brute Love” up in this because if I could handle “Brute Love”, anyone can handle yaoi, yuri, and hentai, depending on how hardcore they are. You know why? Because this Persona 4 yaoi doujinshi? It’s consensual sex. It’s happy sex. Two people who love each other (though I don’t believe in it, I can see the whole Brosuke angle) fucking. This Persona 4 doujinshi is tentacle rape. I don’t have a problem with tentacles (well, I ain’t hip to squid as food either) but I do have a problem with rape. How someone can work on rape and run the fuck away from yaoi is just a BIT worrisome….because it implies consensual gay sex is SO much worse than some poor girl getting fucked everywhichway without consent. “Well what about YAOI RAPE” some of you might say. Hey, rape’s kinda universal you know, so yeah, it’s also bullshit that you can condone yaoi rape but say, “Ew tentacle hentai demeans women”. So fuck you, yaoigirls and hentaiboys, you don’t have to LIKE or……Moon Rabbit forbid, GET OFF to whatever your opposing porn is. But tolerate it because that shit does not affect YOU.

Fantasies yo

“But Prophet, I can’t stand how much it misconstrues the reality of whatever!” Hey, and that’s why Trojan ain’t a fan of yaoi; he can dig gay porn, but that’s another story. Hey, that’s why I don’t get off to the majority of this stuff………but guess what? It CAN be arousing, even if reality’s misconstrued; nde and Ink argue that porn’s SUPPOSED to be all “fuck reality”. But if you REALLY have a problem with how something’s being represented, you know what you do? You make your own porn. Or you promote another brand of porn. Say you think tentacle sex could really use a boost in the consensual department, ok, go ahead and pimp that consensual tentacle porn! You’re on the Internet. It’s designed for bringing like-minded people together. “Does mean you want ALL the rape fans to bunch together and promote RAPE?” For one thing, I’d really like it if they did so that way you know those are the people to avoid………..but the fact is, anyone who’d fantasize about rape, tentacle sex, scat, and missionary……they’re going to keep fantasizing about it. Why’d I include missionary? Because fantasy missionary sex has the same value as fantasy anything else. No, wait, it has LESS. Are you that unimaginative that you can only think of MISSIONARY?

So when's P4 with a female protagonist coming out?

This doesn’t mean tentacle rape’s going to get mainstream all of a sudden….and we shouldn’t expect it to. Let’s face it, the world’s not ready for sex beyond whatever religious text the world likes to use…….especially if it involves primal shit that no one speaks about because of sexual repression. Who knows when the world will be when we don’t talk about it, or at least talk about it without a judgment call? Example: erotic grotesque……I don’t like it because the majority’s appears to be just there for shock value. I don’t like it because it has (usually) male on female violence. If I know people who have an obsession with erotic grotesque…….I’ll keep an eye on them, but if they can function without being a total freak that’d freak me out……………in the end, it’s fine. That’s the thing about all this shit we see: it’s art, it’s make-believe, it’s NOT REALLY HAPPENING……if anything, drawn porn seems a lot safer than the real stuff, huh?

Goddamn eva

Alright, now it just sounds like I’m just trying to justify this, which I am. I want you convinced that porn’s not a big deal. Yeah, yeah, that includes the nonsensical orgies of whatever series. How does porn tie into Gay Pride Month? Because the Rabbits work on porn, homosexual or straight, human or beast. No, I’m not asking you to get off on it; I’m asking for you to work on it because it needs cleaning. Hey, maybe you’ll enjoy it after all! Or you won’t. I cleaned “Brute Love” and I hated it. I’d clean more if I had to. I understand that if anyone reads this post, they probably won’t join the Rabbits. “Christ, Prophet’s going to make me clean shit I don’t want to clean!” Chillax, you’ll never be forced into anything you don’t want to do at the Rabbits (unless you’re Ghost, then Funny’ll ride your ass)……..but I personally don’t get it when people are so adverse to stuff because 1) it’s GAY 2) it’s SEX. Oh hold up, I do get it; people are scared shitless of sex. Well don’t be, because I’m pretty sure sex is going to be around for a while longer.

It's Het

Long story short: if you’re a guy, don’t get so worked up about yaoi. You see it and it turns you on? Could just be the great artist! Ask yourself, do you get worked up about girl on girl? No? So why the fuck are you so worried about guy on guy? Worried you’re gay? So FUCKING WHAT if you are. There’s no shame in it (but there is, isn’t there? Thank you very much, general religion). Just like there SHOULDN’T be any shame with girls and sex. That’s why yaoi seems so safe to you, right, compared to hentai. You hate hentai because you hate seeing misogynistic garbage, with women being treated as disposable fuckdolls……..but it’s alright if it’s a guy being treated as a disposable fuckdoll. If you’re reading this and you’re the type who only goes for consensual sex and looks down on domination on both camps, good job you. But at the same time……fuck it, let those rape fantasies fly, for both girls and guys. So you want aggression? Have some aggression! Switch shit up! Just don’t get too deep into one thing………which more or less applies to everything in life.

Does all this sound contradictory? Probably. That’s what happens when you deal with something that’s subjective but is somehow believed to be perfectly applicable to everyone in the fucking world. Fuck that, Wonderland, yo.

Kanji x Naoto is Rabbit canon

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  1. Harun’s avatar

    if its fake or not pretty cetebrilies like jenette mccurdy or meranda cosgrove shouldnt show themselves on the internet, and people like you shouldnt look at there pictures while touching your selves you people should leave these beutiful women alone.

  2. www.ionicbathfootdetox.com’s avatar

    Are you sure the two lady friends of yours were not TRANSVESTITES? You must be verrrrrrrry DRUNK 🙁 Don’t force yourself onto them. Or you will end up being sued like the horny Kobe Bryant.

  3. www.ceardoinphoto.com’s avatar

    Peggy Lago – Beautiful, Beautiful pictures….made me cry too! Marijanel, you have a way of capturing the “moments”! Congratulations to Eddie and Ashley! You are a sweet couple!

  4. auto insurance’s avatar

    “pathological hostility.”Oh crap, did I stab somebody fifty-seven times again? No wonder there’s so much blood on my bathrobe. I must remember to get dressed before venting my “pathological hostility”.Anyway, Colin, about those strikingly rigid rules for Progressives?