The Rabbit Revelry presents…Immp!

“Dirge of the Colossal Gal” (Vanilla Version)

“Dirge of the Colossal Gal” (STRIKE THE WEAK POINT Version)

Clix pixxx for COLOSSAL SEXY RES! Shadow of the Colossus commission! It is DIRGE, the 10th Colossus in phat ass time with a winning Wander! Dedicated to REVELRY and RABBITS! By the illusive Immp! Based off Shigatake’s COLOSSAL GIRLS doujinshi! GO TEAM ICO, BRING ON THE LAST GUARDIAN!

BISHIE APOCALYPSE TRIPLE X.

Would You Like to Babel?

Babel for the EVILNESS. Tokyo Babylon commish! Seishiro x Subaru! DEATH TO CLAMP! myu-san should take over and do alllllll CLAMP yaoi! Clicky pixxxy for big sexy res! CLICK HERE FOR UP CLOSE DETAIL BISH. Does this not make you REVEL?

True romance! CANON!

Mr. Tadakichi: The Great King of Calamity

Crossovers are so CRAY-Z. Rabbits! Revelry! Idlecil! SEND ALL AZUMANGA BEAST SEX TO GHOST AND NOEL VERMILLION SEX TO NDE.

PLEASE COME BACK, PANZER DRAGOON!

Where Do Baby Dragons Come From?

For a pretty pyro because she asked where that dragon came from at the end and she was ROAR that I did not commission anything for her yet though this is for all Panzer Dragoon aficionados in this wide world but not really because when she sees this she will choke me to death or at least I hope she chokes me to death with her graceful grip and this was Kennoarkkan‘s answer HE IS SO AWESOME and Panzer Dragoon is so awesome which is why everyone should make lots and lots of Panzer Dragoon sex and isn’t dragon sex so happy because Orta looks happy and that makes me VIDDY happy! REVELRY!

Rabbit Revelry Inc. presents…JoiXXX!

Law, Slave to the Passions

For all our Chaotically-aligned compatriots! For the DECADENCE, DARKLY! A Rabbit Revelry, Inc. commission of…SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI: STRANGE JOURNEY! Yuriko/Lilith x sensual scientist Zelenin! Isn’t Zelly such a dear? From ze artist JoiXXX! CLICKY FOR BIG SEXY RES!

LUST WINS.

“Raidou Kuzunoha vs. LUST”

Rabbit Revelry Inc. commission! From schwarz-gold! SMT: NOCTURNE X DEVIL SUMMONER: RAIDOU KUZUNOHA! Demi-fiend x Raidou/Johei! For the celebration of another year for a certain MANGA series of yaoi and sexstuff!

Don’t you want to be a pretty, pretty princess?

A youth approached the reception desk of the most-esteemed Amagi Inn.

“Um…is Yukiko around?”

“I think she’s working in one of the rooms down the hall,” said a teen in a kimono pattered with fuchsia. “She’s a bit sick though, so you may want to visit another time.”

“Oh, uh…just needed to ask her…um, a few things, that’s all. Yeah. Yeah!”

As the youth stammered away from desk, he could hear the girl whisper to her fellow staff, “I’ve never seen him around before! Do you think he just moved here?”

“He’s hot! Way hotter than Yosuke! Maybe as hot as Souji–”

“I think he’s hotter than Souji!”

“Well…this guy does look like a rock…”

“Did you see how tight his pants were? Oh god, those thighs…”

The youth blushed and sped up his pace. The girls at reception went to his school; could they not recognize him? The one in the fuchsia kimono…she was a grade younger…they played football together…she looked particularly fetching. Something pressed against the inside of the youth’s jeans; the youth regretted not wearing sweatpants…though that would only betray him more.

Arriving at the aforementioned room, the youth slid open the door. Yukiko, with long, black hair, unbound without headband for some reason, sat across the room in red, back turned, unheeding the intrusion.

“Um, Yukiko?”

“She left,” a male voice said. “Went out to buy some comics.”

“What? I thought she was sick.”

“She got better.”

“Is she coming back soon?”

“Don’t know. Said she was buying a lot of comics.”

“But she only likes that one thing with all the lame puns! And that’s a monthly!”

The boy in red tilted his head. “Chie?”

“Yeah—I mean…what? No, I’m…uh…Chet.”

The boy in red rose and, before the youth could react, unzipped the youth’s green jacket. Underneath was a tank-top far too small for a young man; the youth’s athletic body flinched at the boy’s aggression.

“What the hell do you think you’re–”

The boy silenced the youth with a slender finger to the lips.

“Chie, don’t you think it’d be better to just not wear anything underneath? I mean, the way you’re built now, it’d just stretch out your clothes!”

“Wait…Yukiko?”

“I have to say though, I don’t mind the way your pants getting a little stretched…”

“What?” the youth looked down; no longer a slight bulge, but a fully pitched tent he had. “Oh god!”

The boy swept around the youth, drawing a hand across his stomach.

“To tell the truth, if I had a body like yours…I’d just stare at myself all day…”

“Yukiko!” the youth wheeled away, flushed in two places. “This is serious; I woke up today and— ”

“And you couldn’t help but be turned on by your new true self!”

“Listen, Yukiko—“

“I’m not Yukiko, just like you’re not Chie, right? But fine, you can be Chie…” the boy began unbuttoning his shirt. “…and I’ll be Yukiko.”

“Uh, Yukiko…” Chie backed away until he struck wall. “Wh-what are you d-doing?”

Yukiko flicked loose the last button. Svelte was his figure, like a girl.

“Don’t you remember what my Shadow wanted?”

Rushing to Chie, pinning him to the wall, Yukiko smiled.

“A prince.”

“I’m not a guy…ok, I am now…but…screw this! This is too weird!”

Chie tried to push Yukiko off; there was too much unfamiliar friction; Chie shuddered and weakened enough for Yukiko to pin him to the floor.

“Sensitive, aren’t we?”

“N-no…” gasped Chie. “I-I-I mean…no, I don’t know what…whatever you’re talking about…”

Yukiko tore down Chie’s pants; fresh ejaculation flung into the air from a still-firm cock.

“That’s odd,” Yukiko murmured, closing his legs on Chie’s sides, letting the cock tap against his back pocket. “You’re not wearing underwear?”

Chie reddened; Yukiko could barely suppress his joy in seeing Chie squirm.

“It f-felt…it felt…wasn’t right…”

“That’s a lie!” Yukiko sat back and could feel Chie’s cock harden further. “It felt perfect.”

“N—“

“It felt too perfect. When you squeezed into your lace, you stiffened right up, didn’t you? And you liked it. So you touched. With one finger, to start. But even then, it was your virgin dick’s first time at anything; you came like that, didn’t you? Didn’t you?”

“No! N-no…I don’t wear lace!”

“I know,” Yukiko loosened pressure, knowing Chie was too aroused to think clearly, and slipped down his own pants. “But I do.”

Chie felt wetness trail up from his belly button; Yukiko’s phallus was now itself erect with lighthearted lust.

“Yukiko, you—“

“To be honest, I like yours so much more,” Yukiko slicked Chie’s cock with lubrication, kneading into his testicles while at it. “Who knows how many times you came already? Yet you’re ready and willing for another go!”

“We shouldn’t be—“ Chie was cut off as Yukiko entwined tongues with his.

“I knew you’d come here. Who else would you go to with a problem like this? Souji? Maybe…he’s probably had practice with Yosuke…but you don’t want to be seduced…you want to seduce…you want to dominate someone…you want to fuck someone…”

“Y-you…planned this?!”

“Nope!” Yukiko laughed. “I was likely as surprised as you were, waking up like this!”

Yukiko removed his hand from Chie’s cock, sticky with more than lubrication.

“However…how could I pass up an opportunity this juicy?”

“Don’t you th-think we should…c-c-calm down a b-b-bit and—“

“I’m always calm…”

Yukiko grinded down on Chie, this time with nothing to keep the cock from entering him. The boy in red watched the youth in green trembles increase. Enclosed inside Yukiko, Chie experienced a pleasure he would never feel again; pain replaced the pleasure as Yukiko clamped down at the base of Chie’s cock with his hand.

“Wh-why…”

Stroking Chie’s cheek with his other hand, Yukiko smirked, “I knew it! You do cum quickly!”

He allowed Chie to go deeper until he reached his fingers that could not be relaxed; he knew the moment that happened, Chie would explode; far too soon, for Chie’s agony ought to be savored. He ascended slightly, exposing the shaft while still entrapping the tip of Chie’s cock; a little bit more and Chie was out.

“My, you are throbbing…” Yukiko dug his nails into Chie, ignoring his pleading pants for release. “And you said you didn’t want this…”

Yukiko lowered himself just so Chie’s cock could not reach his hole.

“There’s only one way I’ll let you go…” tittered Yukiko with much maliciousness, “…You’ll need to fuck me.”

Chie shrank at that second use of vulgarity from Yukiko but his true self grew; Yukiko felt it scream out and clenched harder with delight. Their eyes met; Yukiko’s twinkling teasingly, Chie’s darting about in distress. Words failing him, Chie could only nod.

Chie placed shaking hands on Yukiko’s thighs; Chie thrust into Yukiko.

“Don’t act gentle!” gleamed Yukiko, “I practiced while waiting for you!”

Yukiko ran his hand up Chie’s broad chest and toyed with his nipples.

“Or do you like the idea of hurting me?”

Chie shook his head with vigor, unconscious of drool dancing on tip of his tongue; Yukiko grabbed him by his hair; held him still.

“I don’t mind…” Yukiko hissed into Chie’s ear. “In fact, let me tell you’re hurting me…”

No longer content with Chie’s clumsy, yet eager, stabs, Yukiko began bouncing on his own; Yukiko’s cock slapping against Chie’s abdomen.

“Oh god! You’re so hard!” Yukiko giggled. “Go slower! You’re going to tear me apart!”

Yukiko sped up; Chie gasped in protest, to no avail.

“Chie, how could you do this to me?!”

Yukiko raked his nails down Chie’s neck, returning to torment his tits.

“Aren’t we best friends?”

At that, Chie could take no more; he stabbed into Yukiko on his own accord, on his own indulgence, breaking free of Yukiko’s grasp.

“No!” shrieked Yukiko, hair flailing wild, smile spreading wide. “Chie, you’re too strong! You’ll break me! You’ll break me!”

Each cry incensed him further; Chie thrust away; he did not even notice he had ejaculated. But Yukiko noticed; she guffawed in gratification at each subsequent discharge. With one more rake across Chie’s muscles, Yukiko’s cock lit open Chie; that sudden hotness open himself brought Chie back to reality; he would have paled if not for his blood pumping in all ways.

The pair said nothing for quite some time; only their heavy breathing and scent of sexual satisfaction punctuated the air. Yukiko spread his seed across Chie’s stomach; his muscle definition was greatly accentuated.

“Oh?” Yukiko slowly lifted himself off Chie’s cock. “You’ve finally stopped?”

Semen trailed out of Yukiko, onto Chie; Yukiko did not need to look to know that he was filled. His hand grazed the glistening mess absent-mindedly; with a moan, Chie was erect again. Yukiko’s laughter was loud and lacking in composure.

“One more time?”

————

“Hey, Kanji.”

“Senpai.”

“Pull up a chair, watch me beat Teddie with Toon Link.”

“There’s nothing funny about Toon Link!”

“Uh…guys…this might sound weird but…”

“You know, we know you’re dating Naoto. You don’t have to worry about affirming your sexuality or anything.”

“You guys ever have dreams about your friends?”

“…Please don’t tell me we were in it.”

“No…no! It was about Chie-senpai and Yukiko-senpai!”

“Oh, well, that’s no big deal.”

“Yeah! I dream about the ladies all the time! Last night was Rise and that one lady in blue in that limo!”

“C’mon Kanji, fantasies aren’t a big deal.”

“Yeah…about that…”

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Yuuki and Prince Chitarou

Boy!Yukiko x Boy!Chie! PERSONA 4 COMMISSION! From schwarz-gold! For a queen of cookies! RABBIT REVELRY LOVES MEGATENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Rabbit Revelry, Inc. presents…Team Touchdown!

“GORRRRRREDON’S ALIVE” (Clean Version)

“GORRRRRREDON’S ALIVE” (HOTNESS Version)

“GORRRRRREDON’S ALIVE” (Clean Version 2.0)

“GORRRRRREDON’S ALIVE” (HOTNESS Version 2.0)

“GORRRRRREDON’S ALIVE” (Low-Res Double Version)

Clicky for BIG SEXY RES! BIG SEXY GORRRRRRRRRRE DICK! A Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey commission! Dedicated to a piece of Kusocake who was RAPED REPEATEDLY by Lorelei because she is a bakakuso and made me think Lorelei was really really hard but she wasn’t and I DIDN’T GET A LOT OF EXP. From Rabbit Revelry, Inc.! By the tasty TEAM TOUCHDOWN in the GARDEN OF MADNESS!

Rabbit Revelry, Inc. presents…Bellend!

prettyprophet: So Funny shows this to me and tells me to post it.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Nooo he told ME.

prettyprophet: Which is equivalent to telling ME because you’re going to fuck things up, forget links and so forth.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I am not!

prettyprophet: Ok, do it then.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Funny commissioned INFINITE SPACE art! I don’t know why but it’s probably because Yuri’s so yummy!

prettyprophet: It was because the boys just couldn’t stop laughing over the whole Fame points thing. In-game, it’s abbreviated as FAP. Yes, the majority of this group is immature.

Kawaii Pattycakes: We ALL laughed!

prettyprophet: I never said I wasn’t immature. But those fucking idiots just WON’T STOP BRINGING IT UP.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Ok………now what am I supposed to say?

prettyprophet: Titled “Infinite Fap”, Nia x Yuri, commissioned from Bellend who apparently also goes by the nick endpiece? I think that’s what Funny said. Anyways, you can check him out at the links above.

Kawaii Pattycakes: I think Kira is better for Yuri.

prettyprophet: God, you and your incest.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Too bad it’s not TWINCEST.

prettyprophet: Too bad it’s not really incest, huh?

Kawaii Pattycakes: I know but those two are so pretty together…….BUT GIRL!YURI X GIRL!IAN…………YURI!

prettyprophet: That was just crossdressing, yo.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Why didn’t they take YURI? OH GOD FUNBUNS COMMISSION THAT NEXT!

prettyprophet: Funny, when you read this, I swear to the Moon Rabbit, if you ever take advice from Pat, I’m stomping your face in.

Kawaii Pattycakes: He already said he never would!

prettyprophet: Oh yeah, the My Life as King thing. Anyways, we’re wasting time here. I got Gun Frontier work.

Kawaii Pattycakes: And I’m playing FF!

prettyprophet: Yeah, because that really, really helps us out. You fucking slut.

Kawaii Pattycakes: Thank you Bellend for making dreams happen! If you ever feel like doing more Infinite Space, could it be yaoi, please?

prettyprophet: Bellend, if you ever happen to read this, disregard anything she says.

Sorry kids, get the hell out. Mom is FUCKING PISSED. Featuring Valkyria Chronicles spoilers!

Prophet here. If you’re Valkyria Chronicles fan (and you ALL are, right?) you may have been looking around for Valkyria doujinshi. If you’re a guy Valkyria fan, you may have been looking for Valkyria hentai doujinshi. Probably featuring Ms. Selvaria Bles. Yeah, we pre-empted that shit. Valkyria “Off” the Battlefield, by P-FOREST, Selvaria x Maximilian, presented by the Randy fucking Rabbit. Ok, to be honest, I just asked Pat to find me any Valkyria doujinshi of any kind and this was the first thing she got. I wish we got it out earlier but hey, we were busy.

So we released that. Big deal, we release all sorts of shit all the time; anyone want more “fluid”? Go back a few days. We released this doujinshi. In that post, Peking Duck, who is a “normal” person compared to the rest of us, was confused by my personal stance on pornography. We argued a bit for the sake of the post. What wasn’t included was our argument after.

For the record, I am totally neutral towards it. “Moral decadence”, “think of the children”, blah blah blah…..face it, sex is like any other aspect of life. It’s pretty important but don’t dwell on it, alright? Lonely college student, bored husband, experimenting couples, maybe this can assist in getting your rocks off. People who collect and catalog by actresses/actors/year/genres? That’s creepy; but I can’t even fucking say that because I KNOW people who do that and……ok, SOME of them are fucked up (hey Nate, what’s up?)

But back to Peking Duck. She says to me (in reference to DDT’s Ouverture), “Prophet, why are we bothering with porn? Let’s just go downtown.” I explain that it wasn’t for us, at least not in the sexual gratification sense (well, I’m not going to pry to lives of our Rabbit boys). I didn’t really push for Ouverture since it was already being done when I found out; I encouraged it because I wanted our own scans to be used. But we found understanding in Ouverture since it had Dark Saber dominating the hell out of Shirou. “Ah, your feminist agenda.” says Duck. “Fuck you.” says I. Note: do not call me a feminist because I have no fucking clue what one is. I took a Fem-Lit class once, with nde, who is my brother. He passed with an A. I, a girl, nearly failed with a D. I am still confused about it. Anyways.

“My agenda,” I say to Duck, “is to have stronger women.” Now that’s a very general statement; how are we going to make them stronger? I don’t know, it depends on the situation. Duck asks, “How the hell have you been doing that?” The example I chose was Valkyria “Off” the Battlefield.

To begin with, I pushed for Valkyria because I wanted to be the first group to get a translated Valkyria doujinshi out. That was it. Everything else just happened to work in my favor. It was translated by ak (see his blog that has actual intellectual discussion). Script primarily edited by me, with minor changes here and there by nde. Oh, I should mention that this weirds Duck out so much. I guess that makes sense but it’s not like we care, so whatever.

Now, let’s compare what changed from ak’s script and the final product:

The title is wordplay off the Japanese name for Valkyria: Valkyria of the Battlefield: Gallian Chronicles. Add a ‘f’ to ‘of’ and there you go. I’m not sure if this was thanks to ak or actual English know-how on part of circle P-FOREST. Here, Selvaria’s subtlety (relatively) sexualized. She’s got that sassy back-turn, her breasts have emphasis, hair and clothes caught in the wind, bit of revealed arms, and there’s a sheen to her stockings. But the expression on her face, what is that? That’s disdain. I know that face, I use it all the time. Course, this is a cover and usually doesn’t mean jack.

In the game, Maximilian is a pansy-ass piece of bishie shit. Selvaria is ruthless and obsessed with our good Prince. Note: the story and characters in Valkyria Chronicles are fun and serviceable. Best game of last year? To me it was. Best script of last year? Fuck no. That goes to Persona 4. Anyways, it really doesn’t matter if Selvaria’s a bitch to Maximilian because she’s obviously the most devastating tool of war in the entire game. Why did the Imps lose the war? Because Maximilian had no idea how to use his people and could not discipline his men into not running away when a single scout captures their base. P-FOREST here presents Max as some sort of cocky motherfucker, who knows exactly what Selvaria wants. Selvaria, being a Japanese “creation”, makes one assume, “Oh, it’s going to take a while before she finally admits she wants his cock.” Look at THIS face, compared to the cover. Is this a confident warrior maiden of the battlefield? No. The sfx next to her is “flinch”. Great, another shame-filled sexfest. Nothing in the script was really changed for this page. Let’s see the next.

Selvaria locks the fucking door and just says, “No one’s around.” Max knows what’s going to go down; he’s just sitting there, chillaxing, so I can only assume this is not the first time something like this happened. He’s all being coy but Selvaria, she’s already taking off her clothes. Her next lines, from “I beg you” to “I ask for your penis” are unchanged from ak’s script. I didn’t even have to change anything; she knew what SHE wanted too.

If you haven’t figured out by now, the “sex sfx” doesn’t actually matter to us; it could all be “ah” but whoever’s typesetting just reaches into our sex sfx vault (yeah, it’s real…seriously) and paces the sfx out. Here, Selvaria’s just moaning and shit…….but look at her face. She is fucking happy. Hence the “happy sex” tag we used. I know, it’s a stereotype that all hentai is endless loli rape, but I’ve seen ones that are technically happy sex yet the girl’s either crying or has a face of over-the-top pleasure. Selvaria just looks like she’s enjoying yourself. Good show, P-FOREST.

Ah crap, looks like I have to take some of that back. Max just did the whole “oh, you should be ashamed of yourself” thing. Will this be the end of my pro-sexual-Selvaria? No script changes either.

And the shame continues. “Sorry”, “Not right”, “etc” with Max still talking. Although Max had the dominant position from the beginning, he’s clearly in control by this point since he’s smiling and Selvaria’s got that face of instant shock and pleasure. From what I’ve learned after working on all that porn, that can be the first penetration or the second phase where the fucking gets intensified. There was one change I want to point out here: ak has “Your Highness’ hot thing is inside me”…I have “Your Grace’s hot dick is inside me”. Again, this goes with the shame deal. Fuck that, Selvaria’s plenty capable of saying “dick”. She already said “penis”, she’s not changing it to “thing” now.

Ok, rubbing against the desk, that’s usual. Nothing was changed here. That’s right, NOTHING WAS CHANGED……and Selvaria still cries out, “Do it inside.” But does Max do it? Doesn’t look like it. Do it inside? What the fuck? Does she WANT a bun in the oven?

Yeah, she fucking does. Max realizes this too. And since he is SO bent on this war of his, he’s willing to give her his royal bloodline. Here’s Max’s lines from ak’s original script:

“What’s this, Selvaria? You, a Valkyrian. You, my child, what you desire… If that’s the case then win me this war. For the Empire…for my sake! I’ll give it up to you, Selvaria. Ten times, a hundred times, my semen will be yours.”

Here’s mine:

“Selvaria, what’s this? So that is what you desire? My Valkyrur… If that’s the case…win me this war! For the Empire…for my sake! …and I’ll give it up to you, Selvaria…ten times, a thousand times…my seed will be yours!”

And Sevlaria’s response: “Then please leave it to me…Prince Maximilian, Your Grace.” The ‘then’ was added by me. And there, the end.

This last page pretty much shows my entire agenda. I didn’t have to change much; P-FOREST already took care of a lot of it for me by using just the right images. Is Selvaria a shame-filled cunt in the last frame? Hell no, she’s got a motherfucking devious look. Her expression is clear, she’s smiling, AND there’s that shady tone people often use to signify some sort of sneakiness. What the fuck does Max have? Just his dick and Selvaria’s ideal image of him. He can’t brush her off now. Think about it: Selvaria was born some sort of lowly experiment, saved by a Prince. She becomes a badass beauty on the battlefield, capable of leveling armies on her own. And now, she’s going to be at future Emperor Maximilian’s side and be the mother to the Imperial heir. That’s my prediction on Valkyria Chronicles alternate history.

“Prophet,” Peking Duck says, “Do you REALLY think that people are going to get that?” Sadly no. Most people aren’t going to get it unless it’s totally blatant like in Ouverture. And even then, all this is just used for masturbation material. Now, I will say that P-FOREST probably was aiming for that assertive Selvaria, so with their images and my adjustments to the script, I’m HOPING that more people got that impression of Selvaria than what we give them credit for. Speaking of credits, I may as well include it.

This is how I ended up vetoing for the “Selvaria x Maximilian” concept, not the other way around. Does this go against my own personal hatred against non-canon fan-fantasy pairings? Pat thinks it does, but I disagree. Selvaria and Max’s relationship was always simple to me. The ONLY power Max has over her is love. And that’s a fucking damning power. Whoever loves least, right? That’s it. However, that takes only “love” into consideration. Love isn’t just “love”; that’s bullshit. There’s always more “wants”. Max probably doesn’t “love” Selvaria; but he wants and needs her to do ANYTHING. Selvaria just needs “love”…but there is so much more she can take from him. Naturally, we’ll never know what she can take. So this works as canon fan-fantasy. If it was something like “Selvaria orders her shocktroopers to gangrape Faldio until she finally gores his ass with her charged up lance” then I have no argument on that. But this is Selvaria and Maximilian, at the beginning of the Gallian campaign, subtlety playing with the idea of control.

At first I was also going to use this rant to get into faithfulness to scripts……but fuck that, I wrote way too much already. I’ll save it for another time.

Author:
prettyprophet is a hot-tempered hellion who scans, proofreads, edits, and does public relations for the Rabbits but won’t fund it at all out of stubborn principle. When not being harried by the scanlation scene, she gets involved with other scenes, harrying herself even further.